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A man at the age of 34 years old marched into the Munich Beer Hall. He had no ambitions then but upon stepping into the hall of alcoholics, he had a sudden urge to overthrow the German government. His name was Adolescence Killer. Stepping onto the first elevated platform he could find, he made himself look more important than the rest of the drunkards. With that authority in place, he hit himself extremely hard in the head to draw the crowd's attention. All eyes darted towards the man. "Germans we are! Meaninglessly massacre innocent Jews on the streets we must!" the man commanded.

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  • A man at the age of 34 years old marched into the Munich Beer Hall. He had no ambitions then but upon stepping into the hall of alcoholics, he had a sudden urge to overthrow the German government. His name was Adolescence Killer. Stepping onto the first elevated platform he could find, he made himself look more important than the rest of the drunkards. With that authority in place, he hit himself extremely hard in the head to draw the crowd's attention. All eyes darted towards the man. "Germans we are! Meaninglessly massacre innocent Jews on the streets we must!" the man commanded.
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  • A man at the age of 34 years old marched into the Munich Beer Hall. He had no ambitions then but upon stepping into the hall of alcoholics, he had a sudden urge to overthrow the German government. His name was Adolescence Killer. Stepping onto the first elevated platform he could find, he made himself look more important than the rest of the drunkards. With that authority in place, he hit himself extremely hard in the head to draw the crowd's attention. All eyes darted towards the man. "Germans we are! Meaninglessly massacre innocent Jews on the streets we must!" the man commanded. One might think this was a speech by a man who escaped from a mental hospital but his command of the gift of the gab ignited a passion in the drunkards. This was how Adolescence Killer earned his reputation of being a charismatic speaker. "Yes, I agree with Sir Killer. We must overthrow the Government." a voice coming from a man unrelated to the story echoed. With that, the band of German drunkards started chanting "Grmn! Jw! Kll!" Killer thought that he had the drunkards in the palm of his hands, but alas! Several men dressed in jumpsuits stormed the Beer Hall. "Freeze!" the man with the most badges on his jumpsuit screamed at Adolescence Killer "This is the FBI. We have been invading your privacy for the past 34 years and it has come to our attention that your name is repulsive. I'm afraid we have to arrest you." "But-" Killer tried to defend himself. "We insist." the FBI agent cut him off as he shot Killer with his stun gun. 'This stun gun is fun, I need to find more of these mentally ill criminals to toy with' the FBI agent thought. That act of playfulness closed the chapter of the day that will forever be known as the Munich Putsch, or the Beer Hall Putsch.
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