The Soccer Mom was a mortal woman in an agitated mood due to not being able to dream, as the dream dust carried by Sandmen was being stolen. She confronted Paige Matthews in the parking lot while she was on the phone to Phoebe.
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| - The Soccer Mom was a mortal woman in an agitated mood due to not being able to dream, as the dream dust carried by Sandmen was being stolen. She confronted Paige Matthews in the parking lot while she was on the phone to Phoebe.
- She is also seen in "Fifteen Minutes of Shame" in the audience of Diane!. She is voiced by Alex Rocco.
- Soccer Mom is an abusive soccer coach and mother figure who forces kids to practice soccer 24/7. She first appeared in Operation: M.A.T.A.D.O.R., where she was defeated after Numbuh 4 freed the captured Dads from the bully fights and the captured fathers trampled her. In Operation: M.I.S.S.I.O.N., she is on Numbuh 4's bowling team. She wasn't seen in Operation: A.W.A.R.D.S. and Operation: Z.E.R.O.. She is voiced by Grey Delisle.
- Straight out of college after receiving some useless major like art, they usually get married to Mr. Corporate Business. They are usually also the first ones to get divorced. Mr. Corporate Business has to work 100 hours per week to pay for the ridiculous high mortgage house, two gas-guzzling SUVs, the dozens of activities her "little angels" participate in, all her fundraisers, pointless shopping sprees, etc. When he does come home he also has to deal with "You're never home, blah,blah,blah, I'm so lonely, blah,blah,blah, you don't love me" so when he gets home he goes straight to bed. To blow off steam he usually screws around with the secretaries, sometimes runs away with them and leads to divorces, and hangs out at strip joints. When still married Mr. Corporate Business is never around
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| - The Soccer Mom was a mortal woman in an agitated mood due to not being able to dream, as the dream dust carried by Sandmen was being stolen. She confronted Paige Matthews in the parking lot while she was on the phone to Phoebe.
- She is also seen in "Fifteen Minutes of Shame" in the audience of Diane!. She is voiced by Alex Rocco.
- Straight out of college after receiving some useless major like art, they usually get married to Mr. Corporate Business. They are usually also the first ones to get divorced. Mr. Corporate Business has to work 100 hours per week to pay for the ridiculous high mortgage house, two gas-guzzling SUVs, the dozens of activities her "little angels" participate in, all her fundraisers, pointless shopping sprees, etc. When he does come home he also has to deal with "You're never home, blah,blah,blah, I'm so lonely, blah,blah,blah, you don't love me" so when he gets home he goes straight to bed. To blow off steam he usually screws around with the secretaries, sometimes runs away with them and leads to divorces, and hangs out at strip joints. When still married Mr. Corporate Business is never around with the 2-3 kids. Your average soccer mom is usually at home being a housewife or at work as a Dilbertesque middle-manager with no hope for advancement. Neither type has any escape from their drab suburban lifestyle and pathetic middle class dreams (or desire to), which consist mostly of owning a larger 4WD. As drivers they enjoy to partake in tailgating speeders and running them over for going too slow, failing to signal for turns and lane changes, drinking $100 Starbucks coffee,talking on the phone,and running red lights. They also spend most of their commutes almost causing accidents because they're too busy yapping to the girlfriends on their cellphones about the poolboy they're banging while they're husband is at work, instead of paying attention to the road. Despite the name "soccer moms," most actually despise the sport (and their children) and only attend their children's games to socialize with other soccer moms and pretend like they have any use breathing.
- Soccer Mom is an abusive soccer coach and mother figure who forces kids to practice soccer 24/7. She first appeared in Operation: M.A.T.A.D.O.R., where she was defeated after Numbuh 4 freed the captured Dads from the bully fights and the captured fathers trampled her. In Operation: M.I.S.S.I.O.N., she is on Numbuh 4's bowling team. She wasn't seen in Operation: A.W.A.R.D.S. and Operation: Z.E.R.O.. She is voiced by Grey Delisle.
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