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| - ∩ is pronounced uwi, or u when kicked in the balls, ranging from the short burstful "uh" or the long drawn out "uuuuuuuuuuu" depending on the length, breadth, strength, and scope of the ball strike. Alternatively, it's called 'intersection' by nerds, though "U∩tersection" would make more sense because it contains ∩ both right-side-up and up-side-down in the first two letters alone. Contrary to popular belief ∩ is not an upside-down glass and therefore can be considered neither half empty nor half full, nor can it be considered by an engineer to be twice as large as it needs to be.
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| - ∩ is pronounced uwi, or u when kicked in the balls, ranging from the short burstful "uh" or the long drawn out "uuuuuuuuuuu" depending on the length, breadth, strength, and scope of the ball strike. Alternatively, it's called 'intersection' by nerds, though "U∩tersection" would make more sense because it contains ∩ both right-side-up and up-side-down in the first two letters alone. Contrary to popular belief ∩ is not an upside-down glass and therefore can be considered neither half empty nor half full, nor can it be considered by an engineer to be twice as large as it needs to be. Although sometimes considered to be a bag of chips, it is made of not only chocolate but also some strange material that likes cheese. Therefore, watermelons will cease to be due largely in part to the letters of the keyboard being misleading and wanting to steal its virginity. This makes perfect sense. ∩ is suspected to have several accomplices. √ has been linked to him in many crimes, but both deny ever knowing each other. Investigations are still going on as to who else ∩ may have worked with. There are also reports of ∫ conspiring with ∩ in world domination plots, with very little evidence to back up the claims. Other supposed partners-in-crime include ∑, ∆, ∂, and Ł. Other allegations report that ∩ may have been eating out pi since it was 3.14 years old, brandishing ∩ an integral molester.
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