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| - Here are the needed materials: 1 Pineapple 1 Centrifuge 1 Box of cake batter 1 Olive Garden to go box 1 Koi Fish 1 Katana blessed by Jackie Chan 2 cans of Cocktail Sauce 1 Paperback copy of Death by Black Hole by Neil deGrasse Tyson 1 Neil deGrasse Tyson 3 cans of Barbasol shaving cream 2 copies of Shrek 4 on VHS signed by Ed Sheeran 3 Truffles 3 Sun Bears First, take the pineapple and cut it into thin slices. Pour the cake batter and slices into the centrifuge and let it mix for approximately 43 on the hour. Then, place the cake in an oven for 15 minutes on 375. Let it cool and place it in the to go box. This to go box MUST BE manufactured by Olive Garden or consequences may occur. Also, do not let the box flip 180• until told to do so. Now buy a Koi Fish and a decent quality katana. Meet with Jackie Chan and ask him to bless the katana, he will know what to do. If he is dead then use the audio recording of his blessing online. Now, cut the koi fish in half with the blessed katana and pour the two cans of cocktail sauce onto the fish, and place it on a plate. Next, buy a paperback copy of Death by Black Hole and ask Neil deGrasse Tyson to recite the first paragraph of the second chapter in Hebrew, he will know what to do. If he is dead, find the online recording and play it with the book open on that page. After that,have Ed Sheeran sign your copies good Shrek 4 on VHS. If he is dead, he will leave behind many signed copies with his will.Take these to a safe area and stack them next to the Barbasol cans. Satan will appear and offer you a rock from the moon of Ganymede that orbits Jupiter. Accept the offer. Now, go to Southeast Asia and retrieve three Sun Bears along with three truffles. Take them to Domfront,France and feed each one a truffle. The second sun bear you give a truffle to will lead you to a shrine hidden in the woods. Place your items in a row on the stone altar; Koi fish on the left, copy of Death by Black Hole in the center and the rock from Ganymede on the right. Wait five minutes and place the cake in an Olive Garden box on top of the copy of Death by Black Hole. The box will levitate and flip upside down. The cake will glow with a holy light and you will know that it is perfect. Your mission has now been completed. After this journey you may experience saucy ankle disorder for a month or so but do not worry. It is advisable to use this on a Three-Toed Whale or California Condor domestication, but you may also eat it. Eating it can make you a very skilled sailor and you can have the ability to teleport to the moon Ganymede for a 1 hour time limit. After that time is used, you cannot use it again.
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