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In India Officially and Legally one cannot criticise Her Truthfulness Barkha Dutt.Criticising Her is a Crime Punishable By Capital Punisment and is also considered a blasphemy by her devout admirers.Since Criticising her is a Criminal Act one can rarely hear any one criticise her in India.Though a certain Person of Indian Origin who Fled India to live in Netherlands did dare to criticise Her Truthfulness in December 2008 through an article writtten on the said person's blog which had been immediately removed when it came to the notice of Her Truthfulness.After the said incident one hasn't heard of the Criticisng Blogger.Certain unconfirmed reports suggest he has been Assassinated or may be Murdered.The only other person ever to have criticsed Her Truthfulness was certain chief of India's N

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  • In India Officially and Legally one cannot criticise Her Truthfulness Barkha Dutt.Criticising Her is a Crime Punishable By Capital Punisment and is also considered a blasphemy by her devout admirers.Since Criticising her is a Criminal Act one can rarely hear any one criticise her in India.Though a certain Person of Indian Origin who Fled India to live in Netherlands did dare to criticise Her Truthfulness in December 2008 through an article writtten on the said person's blog which had been immediately removed when it came to the notice of Her Truthfulness.After the said incident one hasn't heard of the Criticisng Blogger.Certain unconfirmed reports suggest he has been Assassinated or may be Murdered.The only other person ever to have criticsed Her Truthfulness was certain chief of India's N
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  • In India Officially and Legally one cannot criticise Her Truthfulness Barkha Dutt.Criticising Her is a Crime Punishable By Capital Punisment and is also considered a blasphemy by her devout admirers.Since Criticising her is a Criminal Act one can rarely hear any one criticise her in India.Though a certain Person of Indian Origin who Fled India to live in Netherlands did dare to criticise Her Truthfulness in December 2008 through an article writtten on the said person's blog which had been immediately removed when it came to the notice of Her Truthfulness.After the said incident one hasn't heard of the Criticisng Blogger.Certain unconfirmed reports suggest he has been Assassinated or may be Murdered.The only other person ever to have criticsed Her Truthfulness was certain chief of India's Navy.The Said person was publicly executed for commiting such a crime and his execution was broadcast Live on Endy T.V.The broadcast received the highest T.R.P ratings ever recorded on Indian Television.Following the execution most of her critque's went underground and according to UnNews sources are still operating under the banner of an underground organisation called Can You Please Take Barkha Off Air which is fairly active on Facebook.The Organisation has been named By Her Truthfulness Barkha Dutt as the Greatest internal Security threat that India has ever Faced. Bharka Dutt also known as Bhurka ....has added glitters to her professional life , she is now aclaimed lobbist ........Visit Niira Radia tapes to understand her hidden talent. Understand she can get any Gulami from Congress leaders.......for fixing deals.........she can fix who would get which ministry................ Endy TV invited notable names in the field of journalism to a session which was to be telecast unedited. The intention was to provide a platform to HER TRUTHFULNESS to distance from the Barkhagate.The title of the episode "Barkhagate " had hurt her sensibilities as it allowed commoners to take HER TRUTHFULNESS'S first name in vain. Some of top journos declined in anticipation of the fury of HER TRUTHFULNESS. Those who attended that session had the audacity to question HER TRUTHFULNESS on ethics! When last heard , those mere mortals, were knocking at the doors of UN Security council for security. Rumours are floating that some of them have undergone sex change to escape detection . HER TRUTHFULNESS'S wrath is far worse than the Supernova of Andromeda Galaxy.
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