"Germany is back, and this time it's personal." World War II was a war movie first released in 1939, to cinemas all over the world. The movie is a spiritual successor to indie filmmaker Gavrilo Princip's debut sleeper hit, World War I. It proved to be popular among audiences and critics alike, though many were turned off by its long running time of 6 years. Despite its popularity, the film has come under fire for its heavy focus on potatoes and explicit violence. Production was continously halted by the death of nearly 72,000,000 extras, plus the stars Franklin Roosevelt and Adolf Hitler. Some were also left wondering WTF they just watched, as they got confused by the long and winding plot.
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| - "Germany is back, and this time it's personal." World War II was a war movie first released in 1939, to cinemas all over the world. The movie is a spiritual successor to indie filmmaker Gavrilo Princip's debut sleeper hit, World War I. It proved to be popular among audiences and critics alike, though many were turned off by its long running time of 6 years. Despite its popularity, the film has come under fire for its heavy focus on potatoes and explicit violence. Production was continously halted by the death of nearly 72,000,000 extras, plus the stars Franklin Roosevelt and Adolf Hitler. Some were also left wondering WTF they just watched, as they got confused by the long and winding plot.
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| Strength
| - Crazy and/or incompetent and/or delusional leaders
- Hitler's mustache
- Mostly competent leaders
- Several atomic bombs
- Some pretty cool tanks
- Stalin's mustache
- The majority of the resources and population of the planet
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| - Basically everything was changed
*Russia gained Eastern Europe
*United States got everything else
*Germany was drawn and quartered
*Japan's territorial sovereignty shrank considerably, to about 2 m2 of land surrounding the Emperor himself by August 1945
*Africa left completely fucked
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| Cause
| - Hitler's parents having sex
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| Casualties
| - 50000000(xsd:integer)
- Civilian dead:
- Military dead:
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- Total dead
- *Germany: Not as much as Russia but pretty close, trailing by 13,000,000
- *Finland: All the Soviet immigrants
- *France: 600,000
- *Germany: 12,000,001
- *IT'S OVER 9000!!!
- *Italy: Benito Mussolini
- *Japan: 1,000,000
- *Japan: 2,000,000
- *Poland: 1 random monkey
- *The Moon: Everyone but Roberto Cheesefecker
- *UK: -90,000
- *UK: Several teabags
- *USA: 1,000,000 1/2
- *USA: 291,000.5
- *USSR: 25,000,000
- *USSR: 36,000,000 and Stalin's cat, bitches.
- Civilians dead:
- *Canada: Toronto Maple Leafs
*China: Nanking raped and a huge number of innocent people that no-one seems to care about.
- *Canada: 0.0000 Because everyone was too busy watching hockey to do anything else
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- Image:22px-Flag of Italy.png Italy
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| Place
| - The world, dummy, like it says
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| - "Germany is back, and this time it's personal." World War II was a war movie first released in 1939, to cinemas all over the world. The movie is a spiritual successor to indie filmmaker Gavrilo Princip's debut sleeper hit, World War I. It proved to be popular among audiences and critics alike, though many were turned off by its long running time of 6 years. Despite its popularity, the film has come under fire for its heavy focus on potatoes and explicit violence. Production was continously halted by the death of nearly 72,000,000 extras, plus the stars Franklin Roosevelt and Adolf Hitler. Some were also left wondering WTF they just watched, as they got confused by the long and winding plot. The film's primary antagonist Adolf Hitler, has been Heiled hailed as one of the most emotionally complex and sexiest villains ever created. Time Magazine named him #1 on their Sexiest Villains Alive chart, but forgot he had died two months ago. His motives for declaring war on the rest of the world were left secret by the film's creators. Many people have come up with differing theories on why Hitler did so. One of the most widely accepted accounts agree that Hitler was enraged over the poor quality of bagels and lox in Germany. He then blamed all Jews worldwide for being unable to properly manage their own cuisine, and insisted they be eliminated. Unfortunately, World War II was a massive failure, recouping none of its $1.5 trillion dollar budget. That'll happen when you offer free showings and forget you actually need to earn money.
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