About: Toccoa Falls College

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Toccoa Falls College is a liberal arts Christian college, located somewhere in the mountains or something, with lots of trees and a waterfall. Aren't waterfalls pretty? Since you homeschooled your kids and there's very little chance of them ever adjusting to the real world, why not send them here? Maybe it'll keep them from smoking pot and losing their virginity. The college is affiliated with the Christian Motorcycle Alliance, and headed by the CMA's vice-chairman, Dr. Wayne Gardner.

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rdfs:label	Toccoa Falls College
rdfs:comment	Toccoa Falls College is a liberal arts Christian college, located somewhere in the mountains or something, with lots of trees and a waterfall. Aren't waterfalls pretty? Since you homeschooled your kids and there's very little chance of them ever adjusting to the real world, why not send them here? Maybe it'll keep them from smoking pot and losing their virginity. The college is affiliated with the Christian Motorcycle Alliance, and headed by the CMA's vice-chairman, Dr. Wayne Gardner.
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Head	Wayne Gardner, motorcycle dude
dcterms:subject	Georgia Universities and colleges in the United States
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campus	Dude, I'm telling you, it's in the middle of the forest
Country	United States
Name	Toccoa Falls College
Type	Bible Thumpin' Gitmo-type place
undergrad	837(xsd:integer)
Caption	TFC
postgrad	0(xsd:integer)
endowment	$100,000 in Homeschool Money
Established	About a Month after the Land was Stolen from the Cherokee
postgrad label	Evangelicals
State	Georgia
City	In the middle of a freakin' forest...or is that forrest?
Motto	Where Character is Corrupted with Intellect
faculty	16(xsd:integer)
Mascot	Shirak the Eagle...you know, the one that followed the Beastmaster around? Yeah, we got him. Pretty cool, huh? Don't like it? Yeah, well suck on it.
enrolled	Quickly declining.
abstract	Toccoa Falls College is a liberal arts Christian college, located somewhere in the mountains or something, with lots of trees and a waterfall. Aren't waterfalls pretty? Since you homeschooled your kids and there's very little chance of them ever adjusting to the real world, why not send them here? Maybe it'll keep them from smoking pot and losing their virginity. The campus is over 1,100 acres (originally 7 Native American settlements), with a tennis court, a gift shop, a resturaunt, an athletic field, and 12 chapels. A basketball court is available for the college's lesbian students, as well as for the camp counselors who manage the college's youth camps during the summer months. The college is affiliated with the Christian Motorcycle Alliance, and headed by the CMA's vice-chairman, Dr. Wayne Gardner.

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