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| - [[Imagen:Tifa.jpg|thumb|154px|right|La mejor amiga de Cloud]] Tifa es una hermosa chica que apareció por primera vez en Final Fantasy VII. Nació en Nibelheim, donde se crió. Tifa era de lo más popular entre los niños del pueblo y estaba rodeada de amigos, al contrario de Cloud; ella era la única que no lo marginaba. Pasaron los años...hasta que Cloud la llamó para decirle una cosa y, posteriormente, hacer una promesa. Su mayor secreto es que le gusta Cloud desde la infancia, cosa que nunca olvidará.
- Tifa "Kokoro" Armstrong (more commonly known as Tifa Lockheart due to bad English translations) is a bartender, terrorist, firefighter, and meteorologist along with accomplice Aeris Gainsborough. She has recently been accused of killing every Jenova's Witness that has come to her door. This is probably because they are incredibly annoying and because their name is also a really bad pun.
- Name: Tifa Lockheart Age: Triple D Classification:RPG Character (Thereby rendering all feats invalid), General Zodd in "Man of Steel" Origin: That RPG game that apperently no one plays Gender: Seriously? Those things under her neck are kind of hard to miss... Powers and Abilities: Lifting stuff I guess. But doesn't count because Lolgameplay. Attack Potency: Her Final Heaven hits with the force of an atomic blast Beneath Frog Level. Because using gameplay is A-OK as long as it nerfs Tifa. Speed: Dodged Bahamut's Laser, but it was super slow anyway. Slow motion? Cinematic timing? The hell are those?
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| - Name: Tifa Lockheart Age: Triple D Classification:RPG Character (Thereby rendering all feats invalid), General Zodd in "Man of Steel" Origin: That RPG game that apperently no one plays Gender: Seriously? Those things under her neck are kind of hard to miss... Powers and Abilities: Lifting stuff I guess. But doesn't count because Lolgameplay. Attack Potency: Her Final Heaven hits with the force of an atomic blast Beneath Frog Level. Because using gameplay is A-OK as long as it nerfs Tifa. Speed: Dodged Bahamut's Laser, but it was super slow anyway. Slow motion? Cinematic timing? The hell are those? Durability: Should be Continent Level based on in-lore details, consistent feats and calculations even without power scaling, and the fact that she's present for every fight in the game's canon, including the fight with Sephiroth, but it's all just gameplay. Even cutscenes are gameplay. And if you won't accept Continent Level+ Tifa, there's still Island Level Tifa but let's ignore that too because fuck you. It's perfectly acceptable to spam author statements and common fallacies like NLFs till the cows come home, but Solar System Level Cloud and Continent Level Tifa? Absurd! They didn't even look that strong in the movie. Barely even wall level. Throwing Cloud at Mach 1 is her only feat. Striking Strength: See Attack Potency. Standard equipment: Premium Hearts and Lol bewbs Weaknesses: Her feats needing to be on-screen at all times, documented by Square Enix, Obama, Jesus, and Chuck Norris approved, and constantly spoon-fed to the audience to be considered even close to feasible.| Her supporters all going off to hang themselves after the travesty that proved the opposing side "right"| Slaps Intelligence: High intelligence with THAT rack? puh-lease Range: Chair level | Slap range Stamina: Only lasts long enough for Limit Breaks, but immediately drops back down to low human level once she uses them. Because THAT'S totally not a gamplay mechanic, but all that other stuff is. Notale Victories: Some frogs I guess? Naruto Uzumaki (Downplayed) (Stomp)
- [[Imagen:Tifa.jpg|thumb|154px|right|La mejor amiga de Cloud]] Tifa es una hermosa chica que apareció por primera vez en Final Fantasy VII. Nació en Nibelheim, donde se crió. Tifa era de lo más popular entre los niños del pueblo y estaba rodeada de amigos, al contrario de Cloud; ella era la única que no lo marginaba. Pasaron los años...hasta que Cloud la llamó para decirle una cosa y, posteriormente, hacer una promesa. Su mayor secreto es que le gusta Cloud desde la infancia, cosa que nunca olvidará.
- Tifa "Kokoro" Armstrong (more commonly known as Tifa Lockheart due to bad English translations) is a bartender, terrorist, firefighter, and meteorologist along with accomplice Aeris Gainsborough. She has recently been accused of killing every Jenova's Witness that has come to her door. This is probably because they are incredibly annoying and because their name is also a really bad pun.
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