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GMT. Three letters that curl the toes of terror in the socks of spinelessness. The socks, themselves, reside in the shoes of cowardice. The toes, being in the socks, reside in the shoes, too. Also, other parts of the feet, or in rare cases, feets. As such, it would be in poor taste to segue from a subject centered, or "centred" for foreigners, or "weirdos who use the metric system", on the title of this page, to one that is clearly centered on one end of something else entirely.

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rdfs:label	GMT
rdfs:comment	GMT. Three letters that curl the toes of terror in the socks of spinelessness. The socks, themselves, reside in the shoes of cowardice. The toes, being in the socks, reside in the shoes, too. Also, other parts of the feet, or in rare cases, feets. As such, it would be in poor taste to segue from a subject centered, or "centred" for foreigners, or "weirdos who use the metric system", on the title of this page, to one that is clearly centered on one end of something else entirely.
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Revision	4595254(xsd:integer)
Date	2010-06-15(xsd:date)
abstract	GMT. Three letters that curl the toes of terror in the socks of spinelessness. The socks, themselves, reside in the shoes of cowardice. The toes, being in the socks, reside in the shoes, too. Also, other parts of the feet, or in rare cases, feets. "But what is GMT." people ask, forgetting that a question mark at the end, or “rump", of a sentence indicates a question, or "Whaaa?", of some kind. The common period, or "dot", generally indicates a statement, or in some cases, specifically indicates a statement. Redundancy is the period's best friend. Redundancy is as well. The period's dog places a distance second, thanks to its unseemly habit of eating the period's slippers. Not slippers of cowardice, as those only come in shoe rather than slipper form, but slippers of destiny, which is a great story in its own right. By any standard, in fact, it's much better than this story, which purports to be about GMT, or Greenwich Mean Time, but the title of this tale is GMT, or Greenwich Moon Time As such, it would be in poor taste to segue from a subject centered, or "centred" for foreigners, or "weirdos who use the metric system", on the title of this page, to one that is clearly centered on one end of something else entirely. One of the toes of terror has an ingrown nail, by the way. It should probably get that checked out, lest it become infected.

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