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Dark Woman discovered that pointy-headed palooka Ki-Adi-Mundi when he was just a kid. "Hey, sister," he said, whistling in her direction, "those sure are some sweet gams. Woo-wee, real dolly drumsticks on you!" "Ah, dry up, kid!" she shouted back. "I've had just about an earful of you. I ain't no Dumb Dora, you know. Tell ya what, though, how's about I train you to keep your fat trap shut, huh?" Maybe she trained that guy who became Darth Krayt too. Mighty fine gams on that girl.

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  • Dark Woman
  • DARK WOMAN
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  • Dark Woman discovered that pointy-headed palooka Ki-Adi-Mundi when he was just a kid. "Hey, sister," he said, whistling in her direction, "those sure are some sweet gams. Woo-wee, real dolly drumsticks on you!" "Ah, dry up, kid!" she shouted back. "I've had just about an earful of you. I ain't no Dumb Dora, you know. Tell ya what, though, how's about I train you to keep your fat trap shut, huh?" Maybe she trained that guy who became Darth Krayt too. Mighty fine gams on that girl.
Era
  • Rise of the Empire era
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Apprentices
  • *Ki-Adi-Mundi *Aurra Sing *A'Sharad Hett
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  • Dania Ramirez
  • Vanessa Ramirez,
Row 7 title
  • Significant Other
Row 1 info
Row 4 title
  • Nickname/Alias
Row 9 title
  • Other Relatives
Row 2 info
  • Santo Domingo, DR
  • Actor, Club Manager
Row 6 info
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  • Nationality/Race:
  • Powers/Abilities
Row 5 info
  • TUKO
  • Unidentified mother
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  • Occupation
  • Hometown:
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  • Sibling
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  • Parent
Row 3 info
  • Alive
  • Dania Vanessa Grullon Ramirez
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  • Formal Name
  • Status:
Row 7 info
  • Unidentified
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Box Title
  • DARK WOMAN
Eyes
  • blue
Affiliation
  • *Galactic Republic *Jedi Order
Hair
  • white
Name
  • The Dark Woman
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  • 165(xsd:integer)
Species
Homeworld
  • Unknown
Gender
Death
  • 1(xsd:integer)
Birth
  • Unknown
Row 12 title
  • Child
Row 11 title
  • Grandchild
abstract
  • Dark Woman discovered that pointy-headed palooka Ki-Adi-Mundi when he was just a kid. "Hey, sister," he said, whistling in her direction, "those sure are some sweet gams. Woo-wee, real dolly drumsticks on you!" "Ah, dry up, kid!" she shouted back. "I've had just about an earful of you. I ain't no Dumb Dora, you know. Tell ya what, though, how's about I train you to keep your fat trap shut, huh?" They trained together for a brief spell, but Ki, he carried a torch for Little Miss Gams, and who could blame him? He was a pushover for a keen kisser like hers. Eventually she got tired of him starin' at her stems all day long and made him train with Yoda. Well, wouldn't you know it, along comes this crazy Jane, name of Aurra Sing. Well, Aurra, she had a body hittin' on all sixes, but her mug was moider. And cold? Brudder, this moll could make ice cubes in Tatooine summer. Dark Woman figured, hey, she's a good egg deep down, and she aims to set her straight. Well, big mistake. Aurra, see, she hooks up with some space pirates, and all of a sudden, she's the biggest wet blanket you ever did see. Well, Dark Woman ain't the type of tomatah to sit down for that. She don't take no wooden nickels. So she goes down to the speakeasy where Aurra and the pirates congregate. "Hey, you ossified owls," she says, "any of you pikers seen Aurra Sing? We got unfinished business." "Say there, gorgeous," one of the pirates says, "Maybe you and me got some business of our own. Get a peep at them pillars on you. What say we put on some glad rags and hit the town?" Boy, these pirates were zozzled somethin' good. "Oh, nobody home, huh?" says Dark Woman. "Listen, buddy, nobody takes a Jedi for a ride, see?" Well, that don't sit too well, do it, and the pirates, they pull out their shivs and heaters, see, thinkin' they could make her scram, you know, give her the bum's rush. Well, she pulled out her lightsaber cleaned all their clocks. Aurra hears all the commotion and heads downstairs. "Hey, fellas, what's eatin' you?" she says. Then she sees Dark Woman. "Well, well, well, if it ain't the ritzy ragamuffin herself. You think you can ruin my childhood and leave me holdin' the bag? No dice!" Dark Woman tries to make her case, but Aurra just says "Pipe down, ya pill!" And, brudder, the duel was on. To be honest, I ain't even sure who won. I was too busy starin' at her gams to notice. Maybe she trained that guy who became Darth Krayt too. Mighty fine gams on that girl.
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