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| - Rule: No eating in the chamber, or you will be automatically nominated. Superpower Holder: Darkstripe Sorreltail: YES! Darkstripe is momentarily gone! No more getting owned! (ambulance sirens) Sorreltail: I spoke to soon... Willowpelt: (barks like a dog) Shoalfoot: BAD WILLOWPELT! HEEL! Willowpelt: (breaks loose and starts barking) Shoalfoot: Willowpelt, no! (ambulance driver comes out) Brightheart: LOOK OUT! Ambulace Driver: (hits Willowpelt) Willowpelt: NUUUUUUUUUU! (Darkstripe comes out on crutches) Everyone: YAY! DARKSTRIPE'S BACK! Darkstripe: I hate you Scarletpaw! Scarletpaw: D: (climbs in to depression pod) Sorreltail: Hehe! This is gonna be fun! (trips Darkstripe over) Darkstripe: AAAAAAAAAH! (One of Darkstripe's crutches hits Sorreltail in the side of the head, knocking her out) Darkstripe: OWNED! Ow, that really hurt... Big Brother: All housemates to the lounge. (in the lounge) Big Brother: Housemates, it's time to nominate. This week, you cannot eat in the chamber, or you will be automatically nominated. Thrushpelt: Pfft... Stupid rule Big Brother: Did I forget to mention your favourite food will be right beside you when you nominate? Thrushpelt: NUUUUUUUU! Big Brother: Purdy has a superpower to give out, so here he is! (Purdy appears) Purdy: Yo! So right, I'mma give my superpower to Darkstripe! Darkstripe: OMSC YES! Scarletpaw & Sorreltail: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Sorreltail: Wait, why are you Nuuuuing? Scarletpaw: I caused his injuries... Sorreltail: You did? High-five! (Scarletpaw goes to high-five but misses and slaps Sorreltail in the face) Darkstripe: OW- Sorreltail: Don't even think about it... Big Brother: Everyone but Darkstripe go to the nominations room. Darkstripe to the Diary Room. (in the nominations room) Big Brother: Brightheart, to the chamber (Brightheart enters, where a bowl of jelly snakes is waiting for her0 Brightheart: NUUUUUUUUUUU! Big Brother: Want one? Brightheart: Must... Resist... Urge... Big Brother: (bites the head off one) Mmmm.... So delicious Brightheart: I HATE YOU! (exterminates Big Brother) Big Brother: I can't be exterminated. Nominate now. Brightheart: For 3 points I nominate THE PELT OF THRUSH for hating me. Big Brother: Accepted. You have 2 points left. Brightheart: You knew who that was o.O Big Brother: Yep! Thrushpelt. Now nominate. Brightheart: For 2 points I nominate THE SHOALY FOOT because she's boring. Big Brother: That's Shoalfoot, right? Brightheart: *nods* Table: THRUSHPELT 3 SHOALFOOT 2 Aquasplash 0 Brightheart 0 Cinderpelt 0 Darkstripe 0 Jayfeather 0 Scarletpaw 0 Sorreltail 0 Willowpelt 0 (oven dings) Scarletpaw: Ooh! My scones are ready! (runs to get them) Oh, how I've longed for this... (is about to take the first bite) Big Brother: Scarletpaw, to the chamber Scarletpaw: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! (Scarletpaw enters. A plate of scones is waiting for her) Scarletpaw: NUUUUUUUUUUUUU! YOU TORTURERER! Big Brother: (sigh) I love my job. Nominate now, Scarletpaw: For 4 points I nominate DARKSTRIPE because I know he'll nominate me. Big Brother: Accepted. You have 1 point left. Scarletpaw: For 1 point I nominate SORRELTAIL because she might nominate me too. Big Brother: Accepted. Table: DARKSTRIPE 4 THRUSHPELT 3 SHOALFOOT 2 Sorreltail 1 Aquasplash 0 Brightheart 0 Cinderpelt 0 Jayfeather 0 Scarletpaw 0 Willowpelt 0 Big Brother: Jayfeather, to the chamber (Jayfeather enters) Jayfeather: (is sniffing the air curiously) Grumpeh Grumpsauce? Big Brother: Jayfeather, I have jelly slice here. Yowl if you want some. Jayfeather: D:::::::: GRUMP! Big Brother: Nominate now. Jayfeather: Grumpeh grumps grumpy grumpeteh grumpeh grump grump. Big Brother: For 4 points you nominate CINDERPELT because you hate her? Jayfeather: *nods* Big Brother: Accepted. You have 1 point left. Jayfeather: Grumpeh grump grumpus grumpy grumpeteh. Big Brother: For 1 point you nominate WILLOWPELT? Jayfeather: *nods* Big Brother: No reason needed. Accepted. Table: CINDERPELT 4 DARKSTRIPE 4 THRUSHPELT 3 Shoalfoot 2 Sorreltail 1 Willowpelt 1 Aquasplash 0 Brightheart 0 Jayfeather 0 Scarletpaw 0 Big Brother: Aquasplash, to the chamber (Aquasplash enters. A cake with Taylor Swift's face on it is in front of her,) Aquasplash: NUUUUUUUUUUUU! Big Brother: Nominate now. Aquasplash: I CAN'T RESIST! (eats a piece of cake)' Big Brother: HA! YOU'RE NOMINATED! Aquasplash: HA! YOU SUCK! Big Brother: Hurtful D: Nominate please. Aquasplash: 3 to BRIGHTHEART cause I think she's deliberately not talking to us to try and not get nominated. Big Brother: Accepted. You have 2 points left. Aquasplash: 2 to SCARLETPAW because she's very good at challenges. Big Brother: Accepted. Table: AQUASPLASH N CINDERPELT 4 DARKSTRIPE 4 Thrushpelt 3 Brightheart 3 Scarletpaw 2 Shoalfoot 2 Sorreltail 1 Willowpelt 1 Jayfeather 0 Big Brother: Sorreltail, to the chamber (Sorreltail enters. A plate of fudge greets her) Sorreltail: D: Big Brother! You know I love fudge! Big Brother: I know. That's why it's there. Sorreltail: That's why I bought this. (places muzzle around her mouth) Big Brother: LOL you look funny. (takes photo) I'mma upload this to Facebook. Sorreltail: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Big Brother: Nominate now. Sorreltail: For 3 points I nominate DARKSTRIPE because... Do I need to explain? Big Brother: Nope. Accepted. You have 2 points left. Sorreltail: For 2 points I nominate WILLOWPELT for freeing Darkstripe from the honey trap! Big Brother: You're nominating your own mum? Sorreltail: SHE FREED DARKSTRIPE! THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS! Big Brother: Accepted. Table: AQUASPLASH N DARKSTRIPE 7 CINDERPELT 4 Brightheart 3 Thrushpelt 3 Willowpelt 3 Scarletpaw 2 Shoalfoot 2 Sorreltail 1 Jayfeather 0 Big Brother: Shoalfoot, to the chamber (Shoalfoot enters. A plate of sushi awaits her) Shoalfoot: LOLFAIL, I've got some waiting outside. Big Brother: NUUUUUUUUUUUUU! MY GENIUS PLAN! IT HAS FAILED! D: (throws sushi at Shoalfoot) Shoalfoot: (bicycle kicks the sushi back in to Big Brother's face) Big Brother: NUUUUUUUUUUUUU! NOMINATE NOW! Shoalfoot: For 3 points, even though she's like my bestest friend, I nominate SCARLETPAW for knocking me out with a teacup! Big Brother: Accepted. You have 2 points left. Shoalfoot: ERMAHERM... D: I can't decide! Oh well, for 2 points I nominate SORRELTAIL, cause... she's kinda loco. Big Brother: Accepted Table: AQUASPLASH N DARKSTRIPE 7 SCARLETPAW 5 Cinderpelt 4 Brightheart 3 Sorreltail 3 Thrushpelt 3 Willowpelt 3 Shoalfoot 2 Jayfeather 0 Big Brother: Willowpelt, to the chamber (Willowpelt enters. A plate of Marshmellows is waiting in front of her) Willowpelt: NUUUUUUUUU! SQUEEZY GOOEY GOODNESS OF YUM! D: Big Brother: Nominate now. Willowpelt: ALL 5 TO SHOALFOOT FOR TELLING ME TO SHUT UP! Big Brother: Can't do that. Willowpelt: YES I CAN. Big Brother: No you can't. Willowpelt: (aims potato gun at Big Brother) YES I CAN. Big Brother: Okay, you can. Willowpelt: MARSHMELLOW FUN TIME! (takes plate out and shreds marshmellows) Big Brother: D: They were mine! Table: AQUASPLASH N DARKSTRIPE 7 SHOALFOOT 7 Scarletpaw 5 Cinderpelt 4 Brightheart 3 Sorreltail 3 Thrushpelt 3 Willowpelt 3 Jayfeather 0 Big Brother: Cinderpelt, to the chamber (Cinderpelt enters. A burrito is waiting.) Cinderpelt: NUUUUUUUUUUUUU! I LOVE BURRITOS! Big Brother: I know xD Nominate now. Cinderpelt: 4 to JAYFEATHER 'cause he sucks. Big Brother: Accepted. You have 1 point left. Cinderpelt: For 1 point I nominate SHOALFOOT because she;s always mysterious and was really crabby this week. Big Brother: Crabby like a crab? Cinderpelt: Yes, she grew pinchers. Big Brother: (claps like a seal) YAY! Accepted. Table: AQUASPLASH N SHOALFOOT 8 DARKSTRIPE 7 Scarletpaw 5 Cinderpelt 4 Jayfeather 4 Brightheart 3 Thrushpelt 3 Sorreltail 3 Willowpelt 3 Big Brother: Thrushpelt, to the chamber (Thrushpelt enters, a packet of jellybeans waiting.) Thrushpelt: JELLYBEANS JELLYBEANS OMSCCCCCCCCCCCCC (dives at packet) Big Brother: (backhands) Thrushpelt: (falls to the floor) NUUUUUUUUUUU! Big Brother: Nominate now. Thrushpelt: 4 to BRIGHTHEART for being a show off and beating me at the challenge. Big Brother: Accepted. You have 1 point left. Thrushpelt: 1 to WILLOWPELT cause she's a little loco. Big Brother: Accepted. Table: AQUASPLASH N SHOALFOOT 8 BRIGHTHEART 7 DARKSTRIPE 7 Scarletpaw 5 Cinderpelt 4 Jayfeather 4 Sorreltail 3 Thrushpelt 3 Willowpelt 3 (crosses to Diary Room) Big Brother: Darkstripe, it's time for your superpower. You won't get to nominate as usual this week Darkstripe: D: Big Brother: Instead, your nomination will DOUBLE SOMEONE'S TALLY. Darkstripe: :D Big Brother: Who do you pick? Darkstripe: Normally I would pick Sorreltail, but this week I pick SCARLETPAW for giving me all those injuries. Big Brother: For sure? Darkstripe: Yes. Big Brother: Accepted. Nominations are over. All housemates, to the lounge. FINAL TABLE AQUASPLASH N SCARLETPAW 10 SHOALFOOT 8 Brightheart 7 Darkstripe 7 Cinderpelt 4 Jayfeather 4 Sorreltail 3 Thrushpelt 3 Willowpelt 3 Big Brother: Housemates, as you know, Darkstripe had the superpower. His power was he could double someone's tally. Sorreltail & Scarletpaw: I'm screwed. Big Brother: Also, I said anyone who ate in the chamber would be nominated. One of you did. I will now reveal the cats nominated and the number of points they received. Automatically nominated, AQUASPLASH. Aquasplash: D: Brightheart: What did you eat? Aquasplash: A cake with Taylor's face on it. Brightheart: (dies laughing) Aquasplash: (sinks in to couch) Big Brother: On 10 points, SCARLETPAW. Sorreltail: YES! I'M SAFE! Big Brother: And on 8 points, SHOALFOOT Shoalfoot: D: That means all the intruders are up! Thrushpelt: Thank you, Captain Obvious. Shoalfoot: That's First Lady Obvious, thankyou. Big Brother: Aquasplash, Scarletpaw, Shoalfoot, at the end of the week, one of you WILL be evicted. 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