About: Finger Cancer

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There is no medical cure for Finger Cancer, though some traditional healers claim that sticking pins in people while rubbing cayenne into their eyeballs and stuffing frog semen down their throat has been effective on at least one cancer patient according to a Chinese opera plot. The only proven treatment for finger cancer is amputation. All fingers and toes have to go whether they are infected or not. It's either that or trying out the frog semen cure.

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rdfs:label	Finger Cancer
rdfs:comment	There is no medical cure for Finger Cancer, though some traditional healers claim that sticking pins in people while rubbing cayenne into their eyeballs and stuffing frog semen down their throat has been effective on at least one cancer patient according to a Chinese opera plot. The only proven treatment for finger cancer is amputation. All fingers and toes have to go whether they are infected or not. It's either that or trying out the frog semen cure.
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Revision	5526856(xsd:integer)
Date	2012-06-18(xsd:date)
abstract	There is no medical cure for Finger Cancer, though some traditional healers claim that sticking pins in people while rubbing cayenne into their eyeballs and stuffing frog semen down their throat has been effective on at least one cancer patient according to a Chinese opera plot. The only proven treatment for finger cancer is amputation. All fingers and toes have to go whether they are infected or not. It's either that or trying out the frog semen cure. Doctors forget to screen for Finger Cancer and may refuse to do mani-smears. While one is more likely to die from a freak poodle-dump-truck-peanut-butter catastrophe than get Finger Cancer, it's statistical unlikelihood doesn't mean no one should not get tested. The tragedy of Finger Cancer is that people find the idea of it all comical even though there is absolutely nothing funny about it. Finger Cancer is not funny at all. So stop laughing.

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