Maester Lucas reads a note from your [husband/wife]. "[Your Spouse] sends a passionate love note, my [lord/lady]. With it, [he/she] includes a heartfelt Rasher of Bacon."
"Tell my [husband/wife] the gift was appreciated, but only Ale would better convey love."
Lucas folds the note. "Accept the loving tribute of Bacon and both your marriage and the heart of [Your Spouse] will be reinvigorated."
"My [husband/wife] must try harder if [he/she] wishes to convince me of love. What do you suggest?"
"I accept the Bacon from my loving [husband/wife]. Send [Your Spouse] a kiss and my thanks!"
Lucas furrows his brow. "[Your Spouse] misjudged the weight of your passion, my [lord/lady]. [He/She] may offer a more heartfelt gift if prompted."
"What does it mean to accept a Rasher of Bacon from my [husband/wife]?"