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The Mona Lisa was heading to Halo's junkyard in order to make the prisoners walk the plank and then explode. Unfortunately a member of the CIA was there and wanted to get the much talked about man-hugs the AIDS give. He's lonely. He let the AIDS aboard and... you know what will happen. Meanwhile the prowler UNSC Red Horse was loitering with its crew of Nubs who were bitching about nothing. Upon discovering the Mona Lisa, the Captain was glad to get rid of his childish crew and sent them to the Mona Lisa to 'investigate it'. Led by Sergeant Zhao Heng Lopez, the nubs landed in the ship and pwnt some naked, scared as shit Elites. Then the shit really hit the fan. The squad of nubs had no idea what had happened (how could they? They're clueless). Everywhere they looked the walls and floor were

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  • The Mona Lisa was heading to Halo's junkyard in order to make the prisoners walk the plank and then explode. Unfortunately a member of the CIA was there and wanted to get the much talked about man-hugs the AIDS give. He's lonely. He let the AIDS aboard and... you know what will happen. Meanwhile the prowler UNSC Red Horse was loitering with its crew of Nubs who were bitching about nothing. Upon discovering the Mona Lisa, the Captain was glad to get rid of his childish crew and sent them to the Mona Lisa to 'investigate it'. Led by Sergeant Zhao Heng Lopez, the nubs landed in the ship and pwnt some naked, scared as shit Elites. Then the shit really hit the fan. The squad of nubs had no idea what had happened (how could they? They're clueless). Everywhere they looked the walls and floor were
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  • The Mona Lisa was heading to Halo's junkyard in order to make the prisoners walk the plank and then explode. Unfortunately a member of the CIA was there and wanted to get the much talked about man-hugs the AIDS give. He's lonely. He let the AIDS aboard and... you know what will happen. Meanwhile the prowler UNSC Red Horse was loitering with its crew of Nubs who were bitching about nothing. Upon discovering the Mona Lisa, the Captain was glad to get rid of his childish crew and sent them to the Mona Lisa to 'investigate it'. Led by Sergeant Zhao Heng Lopez, the nubs landed in the ship and pwnt some naked, scared as shit Elites. Then the shit really hit the fan. The squad of nubs had no idea what had happened (how could they? They're clueless). Everywhere they looked the walls and floor were covered in blood and guts and it was all scary and shit. One idiot suggested someone must've ate Burger King. Suddenly nubs were being picked off by The Unknown. Then, just like immigrants crossing the border, the AIDS poured out. The nubs teamed up with living jerks and an Elite named... "What the? Henry?" Don't ask. Either way they all died. The Mona Lisa was then destroyed by suicide after Henry? and Lopez started brawling to see who would get the last piece of fried chicken they found.
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