Dan Franks is a sports column writer for the Mercury Sun.
When he was dumped by Amelia Mintz for Tony Chu, he was devastated. Speaking with several of his friends, they all joked about how sports stars probably had the craziest sex lives. He eventually devised the plot to kidnap Tony Chu and use his cibopathic powers to ingest dead baseball players and have Tony tell him about their secret love lives.