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His powers include the ability to fly, super-strength, and near-invulnerability, although there is no evidence he has used any of them to help anyone in need. Other than the one time that he liberated an armored truck full of money from the tyranny of the bank and relocated the money to the Captain Selfish House, of which more below. The Salvation Army credits him with ringing the bell for donations, but reports that the bucket is always strangely empty at the end of his shift.

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  • Captain Selfish
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  • His powers include the ability to fly, super-strength, and near-invulnerability, although there is no evidence he has used any of them to help anyone in need. Other than the one time that he liberated an armored truck full of money from the tyranny of the bank and relocated the money to the Captain Selfish House, of which more below. The Salvation Army credits him with ringing the bell for donations, but reports that the bucket is always strangely empty at the end of his shift.
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  • His powers include the ability to fly, super-strength, and near-invulnerability, although there is no evidence he has used any of them to help anyone in need. Other than the one time that he liberated an armored truck full of money from the tyranny of the bank and relocated the money to the Captain Selfish House, of which more below. The Salvation Army credits him with ringing the bell for donations, but reports that the bucket is always strangely empty at the end of his shift. Captain Selfish acts independently of other superheroes, such as Captain Obvious and Cap'n Crunch. A friendship with Captain Arrogant was brief, as both men felt they deserved everything more than the other. Since then, Captain Selfish rooms with Captain Vanity, who is rarely in the way when he happens to want something other than a mirror.
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