My Granddad was in the brotherhood, and the government man would come around to hassle him on occasion. So he got himself a box with a false bottom, and hid his pistol underneath. But then, Granddad dropped in a whole stack of girlie pictures as well for the g-men to find. I asked him why, and he said the best way to hide a thing is to leave it with a lady -- because once a man lays eyes on her, he plain forgets what he's looking for.