Way back in 1944, while working on the Manhattan Project, the noted physicist (and part-time busboy) Tits McGee tried to apply group theory and the spanking-new laws of quantum cheddardynamics to the strange science of nutrition. His proposed theory, the Food Pyramid, would soon set the standard for which all people's diets should be composed. Before it's invention, people typically ate whatever they pleased, including horse manure, cow tongue, and all sorts of other weird shit you wouldn't normally eat. In 1955, Tits McGee received the Nobel Prize for "Diet Cleansing," and was nominated "The Man of the Year." Unfortunately, Tits McGee died the next day from a massive heart attack, brought on by healthy food. This led many to question whether the food pyramid was in fact a good idea. Howev
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| - Way back in 1944, while working on the Manhattan Project, the noted physicist (and part-time busboy) Tits McGee tried to apply group theory and the spanking-new laws of quantum cheddardynamics to the strange science of nutrition. His proposed theory, the Food Pyramid, would soon set the standard for which all people's diets should be composed. Before it's invention, people typically ate whatever they pleased, including horse manure, cow tongue, and all sorts of other weird shit you wouldn't normally eat. In 1955, Tits McGee received the Nobel Prize for "Diet Cleansing," and was nominated "The Man of the Year." Unfortunately, Tits McGee died the next day from a massive heart attack, brought on by healthy food. This led many to question whether the food pyramid was in fact a good idea. Howev
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| - Way back in 1944, while working on the Manhattan Project, the noted physicist (and part-time busboy) Tits McGee tried to apply group theory and the spanking-new laws of quantum cheddardynamics to the strange science of nutrition. His proposed theory, the Food Pyramid, would soon set the standard for which all people's diets should be composed. Before it's invention, people typically ate whatever they pleased, including horse manure, cow tongue, and all sorts of other weird shit you wouldn't normally eat. In 1955, Tits McGee received the Nobel Prize for "Diet Cleansing," and was nominated "The Man of the Year." Unfortunately, Tits McGee died the next day from a massive heart attack, brought on by healthy food. This led many to question whether the food pyramid was in fact a good idea. However, by the next year nobody seemed to give a shit about what they should be eating, and chose to ignore this idiotic contraption (Oh shut up, you ignore it too).
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