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Max "I Never Go Anyway without My Nasal Hair Trimmer" Clifford was born on 15 April, 1950, to Fanny Craddock and Father Ted Crilly. His job today is 'PR Guru', with a job specification that is kept deliberately hidden from public view, since anyone catching sight and understanding even a minor proportion of the total vacuity of Max Clifford's life is likely to implode so violently, and create a black hole so powerful, that the entire visible universe is at risk.

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  • Max "I Never Go Anyway without My Nasal Hair Trimmer" Clifford was born on 15 April, 1950, to Fanny Craddock and Father Ted Crilly. His job today is 'PR Guru', with a job specification that is kept deliberately hidden from public view, since anyone catching sight and understanding even a minor proportion of the total vacuity of Max Clifford's life is likely to implode so violently, and create a black hole so powerful, that the entire visible universe is at risk.
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  • Max "I Never Go Anyway without My Nasal Hair Trimmer" Clifford was born on 15 April, 1950, to Fanny Craddock and Father Ted Crilly. His job today is 'PR Guru', with a job specification that is kept deliberately hidden from public view, since anyone catching sight and understanding even a minor proportion of the total vacuity of Max Clifford's life is likely to implode so violently, and create a black hole so powerful, that the entire visible universe is at risk. It has been speculated that perhaps PR stands for 'Pretty Rancid', or 'Purposely Repulsive' as that's the sort of 'celebrity' he has to deal with to line his pockets with gold bullion, magazines about small boys and pornography.
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