After they said "I do" on Coruscant, Han and Leia jumped on the Millennium Falcon and flew into hyperspace, trailing custom made brassieres. They were off to rent a hotel and make love under the legendary comets of the Corphelion Motel. As it turns out, however, Han screwed up by trying to get Lando Calrissian to herd one of the comets closer to them, and ended up taking out an important generator on the asteroid resort. The two got into a major argument that ultimate led into a terribly well-detailed account of angry sex, resulting in Leia tearing Han a new asshole.
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| - After they said "I do" on Coruscant, Han and Leia jumped on the Millennium Falcon and flew into hyperspace, trailing custom made brassieres. They were off to rent a hotel and make love under the legendary comets of the Corphelion Motel. As it turns out, however, Han screwed up by trying to get Lando Calrissian to herd one of the comets closer to them, and ended up taking out an important generator on the asteroid resort. The two got into a major argument that ultimate led into a terribly well-detailed account of angry sex, resulting in Leia tearing Han a new asshole.
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| - After they said "I do" on Coruscant, Han and Leia jumped on the Millennium Falcon and flew into hyperspace, trailing custom made brassieres. They were off to rent a hotel and make love under the legendary comets of the Corphelion Motel. As it turns out, however, Han screwed up by trying to get Lando Calrissian to herd one of the comets closer to them, and ended up taking out an important generator on the asteroid resort. The two got into a major argument that ultimate led into a terribly well-detailed account of angry sex, resulting in Leia tearing Han a new asshole. No, that's not a pun. She really did. And then some.
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