The process of getting new members involves the following steps: 1. * Get attention of potential members at airports and other public places and invite them to a free weekend retreat. 2. * At said weekend retreat, show the attendees brainwashing films. Should that fail, use other techniques like feeding them low-protein gruel, starting large chants or forcing them to sit before the circle of judgment. 3. * Once members are ensnared, force them to hand over their life savings and the deed to their house. Then, force them to move into the movementarian compound.
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