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| - If you agreed to be Amik's Squire
* Player: I did it Tiffy! I became Sir Amik's squire!
* Player: That means in just five short years I can be a White Knight!
* Tiffy: ...What? I told you to decline!
* Player: Yeeeesssssss.... But I thought it would be more fun to do this?
* Tiffy: *sigh* This is a less than illustrious start to your career with us [player].
* Tiffy: Never mind, all is not lost, I have sent word to Amik that a dangerous criminal we once thought exiled is on the loose again, and that he should send all available White Knights to confront him.
* Tiffy: This should give him enough of a scare to deputise you immediately.
* Tiffy: Go and speak to Amik again, and then immediately come back here, we will need to prepare you for your mission. If you declined being Amik's Squire
* Player: Hello again Tiffy. I've just spoken to Amik, and he says he's fine for me to be deputised as a White Knight, there just needs to be a crisis first.
* Player: I assume you can arrange a small crisis for me?
* Tiffy: Haw Haw Haw, fitting right in with the Temple Knight way of thinking, what?
* Tiffy: Well as a matter of fact, I will not have to organise anything, there is a particularly vicious and dangerous criminal currently at loose!
* Tiffy: I have already notified Sir Amik through the usual channels, so just go and speak to him quickly, then pop back here and we'll get you equipped for the hunt, what?
* Player: You know...Is all this back and forth strictly necessary?
* Player: I don't mean to sound ungrateful for the help you're giving me here, but you could have just got this sorted out before sending me off there in the first place!
* Tiffy: Ah, yes, well most awfully sorry about all the running around you've been doing old bean, but when it comes to our line of work, sometimes the indirect route is the best, what?
* Player: I don't understand...?
* Player: And stop calling me bean! I am not a vegetable, I am a human bean, er, being!
* Tiffy: Awfully sorry dear heart, it's just a term of affection, what? Anyway...
* Tiffy: The criminal is a very dangerous fellow, and has some very dangerous friends.
* Tiffy: If he has no reason to suspect you to be working for us, then he will be a little sloppier than he otherwise might be, because he will assume you to be one of those stupid white knights.
* Tiffy: We want this man caught, for the good of the country, and if we need to fool a few people into thinking you're nothing to do with us, and you have to do a little extra walking, then that's what is going to happen, what?
* Player: I guess... But this spy stuff is a lot more boring than it sounded at first...
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