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- little Red Book
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- Illegal aliens from outer space!
- You've Got Mail!
- Chicken Drumsticks
- Cthead
- DO NOT RESIST US
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- I Can't Believe It's Not Communism
- Jesus Tetris
- Monsters Food Pyramid
- Osama Loves Putinjugend
- The Voynich Manuscript
- iToast
- Linux proves to be a dangerous OS for the wild life
- UnNews Sunday Magazine, delivered to your door by the crack of noon every Sunday!
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- A proposed alternate promotional poster for the first Gundam anime, rejected because it did not have enough giant robots shown.
- The best home appliance and computer accessory this season, the Apple iToast is scheduled to replace the Apple AirPort late this year. It was originally only supposed to be a router, but it overheated so much that Apple employees started using it to make toast with it when they arrived in the morning. Though this practice was looked down upon by Steve Jobs, he soon realized that combining an extremely popular kitchen appliance with amazing internet technology would lead to a huge amount of sales. He was correct, and some people only use the iToast to make their morning meal, and don't care about the wireless part, mainly because it's the best looking toaster on the market!
- ...and Mao said, "Think McDonald's, but with fish heads and moldy rice."
- As you can see on this snapshot made by Pentagon's satellite camera, Osama bin Laden is regular guest of Moscow. Usually he comes in the very beginning of September to meet some old friends, recover health and get some inspiration for next great works. On the picture Osama giving candies to activists of Putinjugend.
- CT!
- Funny guide to putting on a condom
- God works in mysterious ways.
- I has Platoon!
- Make sure to eat from all 5 groups!
- WE ARE UNCYCLOPEDIA. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
- This is a pig jumping out of a cake.
- You all thought that Windows was a menace? You thought wrong! Every time you install Linux, an innocent badger bites the dust. Or whatever it is they like to bite. Stop the madness! Stop using Linux!
- Are magazines filled with news about real people, places and things, burning you out? Try UnNews Sunday Magazine; now with 94% less real news about those very things! Available on newstands today! Get your copy now! Excitement! I get paid by the word!
- A modern drummer, demonstrating the correct utilization of Drumsticks. For diversity, he has decided to use one extra crispy, and one original recipe.
- Despite much speculation, the manuscript remains untranslated in its entirety, despite the attention of some of the most brilliant minds of our age.
- An unfortunate miscommunication lead to the original theater poster having a terrifying kitten rather than the planned terrifying Mexicalian. Errors on later posters include a basketball instead of the houses and a block of cheese instead of the text. All three posters are highly prized by collectors, with ones in mint condition fetching up to eight dollars at auction.
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