Captain Crunch is the camp leader of Camp Sunshine.
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| - Captain Crunch is the camp leader of Camp Sunshine.
- Captain Crunch is the mascot of Captain Crunch cereal. He appeared in the episode Breakfast Food Killer, as the head of the Cereal Empire, and portrayed as a sex-crazed playboy. When he was introduced to Wooldoor, he asked to see his cock and he stared at his for a while and thanked him for it. This scene would be featured again in Wooldoor's most voted clip in the American Idol Parody Clip Show.
- Captain Crunch (full name Captain Horacio Magellan Crunch) is a Major Member of the Barney Bunch. He joined the Barney Bunch for the sole purpose of crunching on Ronald Mcdonald's French Fry Dick. He is a gay butt pirate who likes to sail the seven seas in search of ships full of sexy men to rape. His best butt buddy is the Quaker Queer, since they are both cereal mascots who work for the same company. His cereal is made from various swell ingredients. The Chocolate flavor is made from shit, the regular flavor is made by adding his piss, and the Berries variant is made from painted balls of his cum that have been coated in sugar. He recommends eating his cereal with cum instead of regular milk so as to fully enjoy the swell taste.
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| - Captain Crunch is the camp leader of Camp Sunshine.
- Captain Crunch (full name Captain Horacio Magellan Crunch) is a Major Member of the Barney Bunch. He joined the Barney Bunch for the sole purpose of crunching on Ronald Mcdonald's French Fry Dick. He is a gay butt pirate who likes to sail the seven seas in search of ships full of sexy men to rape. His best butt buddy is the Quaker Queer, since they are both cereal mascots who work for the same company. His cereal is made from various swell ingredients. The Chocolate flavor is made from shit, the regular flavor is made by adding his piss, and the Berries variant is made from painted balls of his cum that have been coated in sugar. He recommends eating his cereal with cum instead of regular milk so as to fully enjoy the swell taste. In the 80s Captain Crunch fought against creatures known as the Soggies, who would appear to be made of a soggy substance but in actuality were made of cum.
- Captain Crunch is the mascot of Captain Crunch cereal. He appeared in the episode Breakfast Food Killer, as the head of the Cereal Empire, and portrayed as a sex-crazed playboy. When he was introduced to Wooldoor, he asked to see his cock and he stared at his for a while and thanked him for it. This scene would be featured again in Wooldoor's most voted clip in the American Idol Parody Clip Show.
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