The Dallas Cowboys are a professional football team based in Arlington, Texas.
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- Dallas Cowboys
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| - The Dallas Cowboys are a professional football team based in Arlington, Texas.
- The Dallas Cowboys are an American football team used as a front by a Communist-Terrorist and Democratic alliance to trick Americans into supporting them and thinking that they are "America's Team". The evil Soviet geniuses knew that picking a team name so purely American as "cowboys" in the heartland of Texas would easily win the title as "America's Team". Of course this is hogwash, their colors aren't even red white and blue!
- In "Patriot Games", they play a regular season game against the New England Patriots. In "Boys Do Cry", a picture of a Dallas Cowboys player can be seen on the wall in a liquor shop Brian visits.
- The Dallas Cowboys are an American football team that plays in the Eastern Division of the National Football Conference (NFC) in the National Football League (NFL). They are headquartered in Valley Ranch in Irving, Texas, a suburb of Dallas. The team plays its home games at Cowboys Stadium in Arlington, Texas, a suburb of Fort Worth which finished construction in time for the 2009 season. The Cowboys joined the NFL as a 1960 expansion team.
- The Dallas Cowboys are (or claim to be) a professional football team and play in the NFL. The team was originally founded as an expanding member of the now defunct Mexican Football League one night in 1848 by two lonely cattle ranchers named Anus Dil Mar and Jack Antwist. (The story of the teams founding was later immortalized in the 2005 documentary "Brokeback Mountain: The Backstory of the Dallas Cowboys Inception".) Currently the team is based in the U.S. state of Texas in the Dallas/Fort Worth Metroplex. (Also sometimes referred to as "Metroplexis" for short.) The team's physical address is located in the suburb of Arlington next to the "Arlington National Pet Cemetery"; an old Confederate cemetery for animals where many famous war veterans have been mistakenly buried. Presently the co
- Former member of the F4W online message board who was believed to be an alter ego of another famed poster by the name of "Monster Heel". Dallas Cowboys was known for being an avid fan of the NFL team known as the Dallas Cowboys, as one could conclude from his username. He was also known for frequently posting homoerotic pictures of Terrell Owens, whom he described as a Greek God. The stay of Dallas Cowboys within the F4W community was relatively short. He first appeared in November of 2006 and was gone by February of 2007. The reasons for his departure are unknown at present time, but it's been rumored that he may return...
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| conf champs
| - *NFL Eastern: 1966, 1967
* NFC: 1970, 1971, 1975, 1977, 1978, 1992, 1993, 1995
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| Misc
| - Irving, Texas
- Headquartered in Valley Ranch
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| division hist
| - * Western Conference
* Eastern Conference
** Capitol Division
* National Football Conference
** NFC East
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| Logo
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| stadium years
| - * Cotton Bowl
* Texas Stadium
* Cowboys Stadium
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| Helmet
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| no playoff appearances
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| Colors
| - Royal Blue, Silver, Metallic Silver Blue, Navy, and White
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| Title
| - Dallas Cowboys
- Super Bowl Champions
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| Years
| - 1972(xsd:integer)
- 1978(xsd:integer)
- 1993(xsd:integer)
- 1996(xsd:integer)
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| Current
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| Uniform
| - Image:NFCE-Uniform-DAL.PNG
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| no sb champs
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| City
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| no league champs
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