:[After Steve meets a dog]
:Steve: Sandy!
:Chris the Bum: His name is Ronald! You trying to rename my dog?! This guy's trying to rename my dog!
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:Roger: [to Stan] Hey, hey, should I come out of the closet and then make a big stink when they won't let me take my 50-year-old boyfriend to the prom?
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:Stan: You sold the senator's daughter?! How did this happen?!
:Roger: Ugh, I've told this story so many times today. You should just ask my hairdresser.
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