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| - You give up on the storyline and hit things with your Cowblade. Kingdom Hearts 2 (4): You have two cows. GET UP ON THE TWO COW'S BACKS! Kingdom Hearts 2 (5): You had two cows, but you took a nap and now think you're someone else. You then go wake yourself up, and seemingly cease to exist, but become yourself instead. Two cows join you on your journey to find the cow you lost, having previously saved the other cow. The other cow gets kidnapped by your forgotten friend who calls you a traitor, but the cow runs away and gets kidnapped by a bunch of bulls who want to be cows. The cow you were looking for shows up and saves the other cow, then helps you fight the bug evil bull in Udder Land. You then proceed to fall out of the sky into the ocean and are reunited with all previous cows. Ki
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| - You give up on the storyline and hit things with your Cowblade. Kingdom Hearts 2 (4): You have two cows. GET UP ON THE TWO COW'S BACKS! Kingdom Hearts 2 (5): You had two cows, but you took a nap and now think you're someone else. You then go wake yourself up, and seemingly cease to exist, but become yourself instead. Two cows join you on your journey to find the cow you lost, having previously saved the other cow. The other cow gets kidnapped by your forgotten friend who calls you a traitor, but the cow runs away and gets kidnapped by a bunch of bulls who want to be cows. The cow you were looking for shows up and saves the other cow, then helps you fight the bug evil bull in Udder Land. You then proceed to fall out of the sky into the ocean and are reunited with all previous cows. Kingdom Hearts 2 (6): You have two cows. Sometimes a third cow joins your party, and some of them are really strong. Except Moolan when she works under the name of Ping. She doesn't do very much. Kingdom Hearts 2 (7): You know those two cows? Those cows that we worked REEEEEALY hard to defeat? Kingdom of Loathing : You have cow(2). You complain that this makes hardcore easier. Kingdom of Loathing (2): You have two extremely angry cows. Everybody hates those goddamned cows. Kingdom of Loathing (3): Cowtember's Item of the Month: Slightly Peeved Cow. Kingdom of Loathing (4):You have 2 cows. You get 9 more. It's ridiculous. It's not even funny. King of Fighters 2002: Pick up your two cows! King of Fighters 2002 (2): You have three cows. One by one, they get their asses whipped by Yamazaki. You smash the game to pieces in a fit of berserker rage. Kirby : You have two cows. One cow sucks up the other cow and gains super-milking powers. It squirts milk into the baddies' faces and saves Dairyland. Kirby Air Ride : You have two cows. Cow A goes really fast but doesn't turn well, nor glides well. Cow B glides really high but cannot charge. You ditch them both and play as Metaknight. Kirby Air Ride (2) : You have two cows. They fly around and spin a lot, but they don't have much use besides that. You wonder why you didn't buy Super Smash Bros.: Melee instead of this. Kirby's Dreamland: You have one cow. You eat it and become one yourself. Kirby's Dream Land 3: You have a cow which will follow you around if you press the wrong damn button, eating everything that you want to eat, until you eat it yourself. You also have another cow which you may ride if you're feeling too ballsy to ride a fish or a hamster. How many cows do you have? Yep, two cows - but what does it matter? They're drawn in pastel and you're too young to appreciate that. Kirby's Adventure: You have two cows. They are released again for the Game Cow Advance under the title of Kirby: Cow in Dreamland. Klonoa 2: Lunatea's Veil: You have two cows. They speak in a language that probably doesn't really exist, but it has a really crazy storyline and awesome background music, so nobody's going to notice. Knights of the Old Republic: You have no cows, and no clothes. You bash a container open using nothing but your fists just so people will stop being all pissy at you for having no clothes. The cow you've been searching all this time was really you all the time. Knights of the Old Republic (2): You could spend thirty hours getting two cows, but the Peragus II level sucks so you turn off your PC. Knytt: You pass by two cows. Knytt Stories: You pass by two custom objects. KoC : You have been recruited into Cowperson42321's Army! Cowperson42321 is building an army of cows and there are currently 2 cows in Cowperson42321's war machine. The Legend of Kyrandia: You had two cows. An evil jester kills them with a steak knife. You walk around and whine about your missing cows. The jester defeats himself and you get to rule over all cows. Kyrandia 2: Hand of Fate: You have two cows. One of them gets erased from existence. You whine as you travel to the center of the world to try stop cow disappearance. Kyrandia 3: Malcolm's Revenge: You have no cows, because the cows in the first Kyrandia *really* were yours, and the steak knife was cursed. You walk around making fun of the other two cow-holders while trying to clear your name until you do something stupid. A squirrel drags your body off.
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