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Is your baby being picked on by baby bullies? Has it been crawling at high speeds and crushing smaller objects under its hands? Has it been watching Cars repeatedly because you are too lazy to be a suitable parent? If it has been, or you wish it has been because quite frankly, if it weren’t for the clothes you paid a small fortune to dress it in, you wouldn’t be able to tell the difference between it and every other baby you’ve ever seen in your lifetime, then it is time to consider buying your baby some heavy machinery.

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  • Is your baby being picked on by baby bullies? Has it been crawling at high speeds and crushing smaller objects under its hands? Has it been watching Cars repeatedly because you are too lazy to be a suitable parent? If it has been, or you wish it has been because quite frankly, if it weren’t for the clothes you paid a small fortune to dress it in, you wouldn’t be able to tell the difference between it and every other baby you’ve ever seen in your lifetime, then it is time to consider buying your baby some heavy machinery.
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  • Is your baby being picked on by baby bullies? Has it been crawling at high speeds and crushing smaller objects under its hands? Has it been watching Cars repeatedly because you are too lazy to be a suitable parent? If it has been, or you wish it has been because quite frankly, if it weren’t for the clothes you paid a small fortune to dress it in, you wouldn’t be able to tell the difference between it and every other baby you’ve ever seen in your lifetime, then it is time to consider buying your baby some heavy machinery. When we say "heavy machinery", we mean oversized, fuel-sucking, noise spewing, bulky steel vehicles with massive tires. And when we say this piece of heavy machinery your baby needs before it can truly appreciate life is a bargain, we mean it is a bargain you can call it your own for a mere $45,000 (USD≈ €33,000 £28,500 ¥3,636,000). If we have captured your attention, good, keep reading. If not, it is because your baby is discontent and causing you stress, in which case you should keep reading for the sake of your health. We now present to you Nascor Toystm Baby's First Monster Truck (by Nascor Toystm).
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