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* Richard steps powerfully on the ground creating a small earthquake All ogres: NO SIR! WE HAVE NOTHING MORE TO SAY! Ogre 3: But what the hell is going on... why the hell are you s- RIchard: Shut up and eat your food! Richard: It'll get cold! I didn't cook it for naught! Ogre 1: Hmmm~ What kind of meat is this...? Richard: Beetle meat. Ogre 4:... just how big was the beetle... Richard: Twice as big as you. Ogre 4: So why did you not kill us... Richard: Because then I wouldn't find out anything about this place. Beside that, why the hell are you here? Are you inhabitants of this? AND DON'T WASTE THE BEETLE MEAT DAMMIT! I WORKED HARD ON COOKING IT!!!!! Richard: AARGH!!! THIS REMINDS ME OF THAT DAMN SEA KING!! I HAD AN IDEA OF WHERE TO GO AT FIRST BUT NOW I AM LOST!!! NO MAP! NO LOG POSE! NOTHING! I LOST MINE WHEN I WAS SENT FLYING!!! ARGH!!! The ogres: WE'RE SORRY! PLEASE DON'T KILL US!!! Richard: THEN PROVE YOURSELF MORE USEFUL AND TELL ME MORE ABOUT THIS PLACE! YOU SHOULD KNOW AFTER ALL! Ogre 4: Well... actually... we were not born on this island... me and my 3 younger brothers decided we should visit the world around us, we, originally born in Paradise, went to visit all the islands we could as explorers. We were strong and no one wanted to face us, but one day we were fooled, asked to participate in an event where we were captured. Richard: Dumbasses! What kind of event was that? A fishing event? Ogre 4: Well... it was... a top model contest... Richard: ... you guys fell for that?... Ogre 4: After that... we were... enslaved.. Richard: You guys were... Ogre 4: We were sold on the market at Sabaody to a certain pirate... a rich pirate who wanted to use us as his fighting power... and because of that pirate we ended up working here... and now we were on our way to our other boss... Richard: Other boss?... Ogre 4: Yes, our captain has started a Criminal Syndicate. He unified his forces with a great bandit from these areas. Boris "The Impatient"... He's part of these regions... so he should know them pretty well RIchard: Great! That's perfect, I just wanted to ask you to meet him! Ogre 3: But... I think, it ain't the best thing to do..right aniki? Ogre 4: Yes! You shouldn't meet Boris! We'll ask him about directions and more if you want us to! But meeting him is out of the question! Richard: YOU'RE TELLING ME WHAT TO DO!? EH!? Richard: YOU BETTER LEAD ME TO HIM! Ogres: Y-Y-YES SIR!!!! Richard: Good! Now let's get going!!
* Richard jumps on the shoulder of the 1st ogre and he points ahead. Richard: LET'S GO!! Ogre 4 with a seat drop behind his head: Um... That's not the good direction... Richard: WHATEVER!
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