:[Roger makes a rainbow]
:Francine: Oh my God! You can do that?
:Roger: Yeah, when I'm really happy.
:[Francine walks through it] Ew.
:Roger: Yeah, it's made out of pee-pee.
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:Stan: It's an Oscar, for God's sake.
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:Francine: They said they wanted to come, but they couldn't because... they didn't want to come.
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:Klaus: It's high school, Steve. It doesn't matter
:Steve: You said that about middle school. When's it start to matter?
:Klaus and Stan: Never.
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:Roger: And I'd usually fall asleep on the pot. Those crappers heat up big time in the sun, so when I woke up a couple hours later, I'd be drenched in sweat. Half the time, I pooed in my sleep.
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:Mr. Brink: Life dismissed.
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