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| - |-| Английская стенограмма = [ponies chattering] Scootaloo: Attention, everypony! Attention! The official Rainbow Dash Fan Club will come to order. Let's get right down to our first order of business. I motion that Rainbow Dash be declared the most awesome pony in Ponyville. Snails: I second the motion, and might I add that if you looked up the word 'awesome' in the dictionary, there would be a picture of Rainbow Dash. [ponies agreeing] Snips: I object! [ponies gasp] Snips: I think the word 'awesome' is played out! Rainbow Dash deserves better! I motion that we declare her the most stupendous pony! Scootaloo: 'Stupendous'? Is that the best you've got? I motion that we declare her... wonderiffic! Snips: Astonishing! Scootaloo: Breathtaking! Snips: Astounding! Scootaloo: Bedazzling! Rainbow Dash: What about super-ultra-extreme-awesomazing? [ponies agreeing] Scootaloo: All in favor of declaring Rainbow Dash the most 'super-ultra-extra-uh-whatever you said' pony in all of Ponyville, say 'aye'! Fan club: Aye! [cheering] Rainbow Dash: [giggles] Rainbow Dash: [sigh] What a beautiful day. There's nothing like a dip in the clouds to make a Pegasus feel super relaxed. Aura: Help! Help! Help! Help! Rainbow Dash: Looks like my sky swim will have to wait! I'm Rainbow Dash, and I'm here to rescue you! [ponies cheering] Rainbow Dash: Wow. What's with this crowd? Uh, thanks, everypony. It was really no big deal. Aura: To me it was! You're my hero, Rainbow Dash! [ponies cheering] Scootaloo: That Rainbow Dash sure is something. Snips and Snails: Something special. Millie: [screams] Cream Puff: [crying] [ponies cheering] Rainbow Dash: [gasps] Oh no! There's something wrong with the baby! [crowd gasps] Rainbow Dash: She's not cheering for everypony's favorite hero, Rainbow Dash! [ponies cheering] [cameras clicking] Scootaloo: There just aren't enough words in the dictionary to describe Rainbow Dash's awesomeness. Twilight Sparkle: I can think of a few new words. Applejack: And I bet 'modest' is not one of them. [ponies cheering] Twilight Sparkle: No, but she is kinda awesome. [elderly ponies chattering] [splintering wood] Rainbow Dash: Never fear, your friendly neighborhood Rainbow Dash is here! [elderly ponies screaming] [ponies cheering] Pony 1: We'd be lost without you! Pony 2: You're our hero, Rainbow Dash! Crowd: Rainbow Dash! Rainbow Dash! Rainbow Dash: I can't hear you! Crowd: Rainbow Dash! Rainbow Dash! Rainbow Dash! Rainbow Dash! Rainbow Dash! Rainbow Dash! Rainbow Dash! Twilight Sparkle: Call me silly, but I think this whole hero thing might be going to Rainbow Dash's head. Pinkie Pie: You may be right...silly. Rainbow Dash: And then I zoomed into the well. I knew it would be dark and dangerous, but I didn't let that stop me. Danger's my middle name. Rainbow 'Danger' Dash. Thinking back on it, I acted pretty awesomely heroic that day. Spike: That day. Applejack: Awesomely heroic that day and awesomely arrogant ever since. Pinkie Pie and Twilight Sparkle: Mm-hm. Rainbow Dash: Hey, Applejack. How'd you like to be immortalized as my friend? Applejack: Immorta-what? [camera clicking] Twilight Sparkle: Are you taking notes? Spike: Yup! I've been hoof-picked by Rainbow Dash herself, to write her autobiography! Twilight Sparkle: Umm, autobiographies are supposed to be written by the pony they are about. Rainbow Dash: Maybe for your normal, run-of-the-mill ponies. But I'm far too busy saving lives to stop and write. That's why I hired Spike as my ghost writer. Pinkie Pie: [yelps] Spike's a ghost! Rainbow Dash: ...Anyway. Spike here writes down everything I say. Don't you, Spike? Spike: Don't... you... Spike. Got it! Rainbow Dash: This way, I can stay focused on performing those acts of bravery that nopony else has the guts to perform. Yep, it takes guts. But it also takes brains. And sometimes a big lunch and a nap. Being a hero is surely not for everypony, but I'm up to the challenge. Rainbow Dash: [grunts] There you go. Lemon Daze: Someday, I wanna be just like you! Rainbow Dash: Aim high, kid, but don't aim for the impossible. Cherry Berry: [screams] [ponies gasp] Cherry Berry: Help! Help! Snips: Uh, don't you think you should go and help? Rainbow Dash: [muffled] Yeah, yeah. I've got a good ten seconds to spare. Just a couple more. Spike: The tension is unbearable. Will Rainbow Dash make it on time? [ponies cheering] Pony: Holy turnips, that pony came outta nowhere! Daisy: I've never seen such bravery in all my life! Mayor Mare: That's right! Ponyville has a new hero. A mysterious mare that has done well by our fair city today. I dub this new masked hero 'The Mysterious Mare Do Well'! [ponies cheering] Rainbow Dash: Mare Do Well, huh? Well that mare would do well to stay outta my way! Ponyville's only got room for one hero, and that hero is me! [ponies screaming] Rainbow Dash: [clears throat] Never fear, your friendly neighborhood Rainbow– Tourist Trap: Excuse me, uh, do you think you could skip your catchphrase and just hurry up and save us?! Rainbow Dash: Ugh, fine! Picky, picky. Whoaaaa! Aah! [ponies cheering] Wisp: Oh, thank you, Mare Do We– e... Rainbow Dash: I can't believe it. Mare Do Well is stronger than me? Well, a hero is more than just muscle, and she's gonna learn that the hard way. [jackhammer and drills] Crafty Crate: Huh? Rainbow Dash: Huh? Never fear, your friendly neighbor– Whoa! [building creaking] [crashing] Rainbow Dash: Never fear– Uh! I'm coming! Hold on! Whoa! Jack Hammer: Look! Crafty Crate: [cheers] Construction worker #2: Look out for the– Watch out for falling– On your left! Agh! Your other left! Rainbow Dash: Here ya go, safe and sound. [crash] Construction worker #2: [faints] Rainbow Dash: Well, Mare Do Well, or should I call you Mare Do Slow? You're gonna have to pick up the pace if you wanna compete with me, 'cause I move like lightning. Construction worker #3: Actually, she saved all of us! We owe her our lives! [ponies cheering] Rainbow Dash: [growls] Okay. She's strong, fast, and somehow knows what's gonna happen ahead of time. I've gotta step up my game. [water rushing] Rainbow Dash: [gasps] If the dam breaks, the whole town will be flooded! Looks like Ponyville needs a hero! Easy peasy. [stone cracking] Rainbow Dash: My game is officially back on. If only somepony were here to pat me on the back. Eh, guess I'll have do it myself– [yelps] [screams] Help! [spits] Help! You?! I suppose you want me to thank– You gotta be kidding me... [ponies cheering] Rainbow Dash: Lemme get this straight. She's strong, she's agile, and she's magic? Ughhh! How do I compete with that? Wait a minute. I do have a leg up on her. And that leg is... wings! Hah! Take that, Mare Do Well! [ponies cheering] Rainbow Dash: Oh, for the love of Pete. Applejack: Gotta hand it to the girl, that Mare Do Well sure can pull off some pretty heroic feats. Twilight Sparkle: I must say, I was impressed by that spell she used to fix the dam. Seems like something like that would take quite a bit of study. Rainbow Dash: [growls] Fluttershy: She really cares about everypony's safety. Rarity: Have you seen her costume? It is to die for! If you ask me she's a hero of fashion. Applejack: And she's modest and humble. She lets her actions speak for themselves. Gotta admire that. Rainbow Dash: I don't have to admire that! I don't think she's all that great! Spike: She's... great. Rainbow Dash: I didn't say that. Twilight Sparkle: Sounds like somepony's jealous. Rainbow Dash: Who, me? Spike: Rainbow Dash is jealous. Rainbow Dash: Don't write that, Spike! [others laughing] Spike: Correction: Rainbow Dash is very jealous. Rainbow Dash: Fine! Laugh all you want, but I'll be the one laughing when I prove to you all that I'm just as good– no, that I'm a better hero than Mare Do Well! Rainbow Dash: Huh, no sign of trouble here. Darn it. Rainbow Dash: Buses and baby carriages are always careening down this hill. Where is an out-of-control vehicle when you need one?! Rainbow Dash: Rrgh, there are absolutely no freak natural disasters going on anywhere! How am I supposed to prove myself when everything's so normal and safe? [gasps] Hold it right there, Granny Smith! You don't have to pretend with me. I can see that you're in way over your head here. Granny Smith: Eh, what's that? Rainbow Dash: You're putting on a brave face, I get it. But you don't have to anymore. I'll help you cross the street! Granny Smith: [grunting] Actually, I can cross the street just fine! Rainbow Dash: Don't worry! You're in extremely... capable... hooves! Granny Smith: [panicked grunts] Back off! Rainbow Dash: [pants] Here we are! Safe and sound. A good and heroic citizen deserves a little recognition, don't you think? Granny Smith: I didn't wanna cross the street in the first place! [complaining and squeaking] Amethyst Star: [grunting] Rainbow Dash: [gasps] Somepony's in trouble! Amethyst Star: [grunting] Rainbow Dash: You'd better let me handle this, ma'am! For your own safety, I must ask you to stand back! Amethyst Star: Oh, brother. Rainbow Dash: [cracks neck] [grunting] Rainbow Dash: Ta-da! Amethyst Star: Uh... thanks. Rainbow Dash: How would you describe what I just did? Would you say I was amazing? Amethyst Star: Aren't you milking this a bit? Rainbow Dash: Please, just answer the question! Was I, or was I not, amazing? Amethyst Star: Oh, you're amazing alright. An amazingly– Rainbow Dash: Oh, look! [lawnmower rattling] Rainbow Dash: Another great feat of heroism! I have just saved that grass! Stallion: From what? Rainbow Dash: From weeds! Weeds that were attempting to eat this lawn! Tootsie Flute: Lame... Pony: Whatever. Rainbow Dash: Aww, who am I kidding? [thundercloud rumbles throughout] Rainbow Dash: All anypony talks about is Mare Do Well this and Mare Do Well that! What about me? How could everypony forget about me so easily? I mean... have I changed? Same sleek body. Same flowing mane. Same spectacular hooves. Nope, I'm still awesome. They're wrong. But... then... why am I all alone? I hate being all alone. Scootaloo: Hey, Rainbow Dash! Rainbow Dash: I knew it! No need to apologize, squirt. Anypony could make that mistake. Scootaloo: Mistake? What mistake? Rainbow Dash: Wait a minute. Why are you here? Scootaloo: To invite you to join us! We're heading off to the thank you parade for Ponyville's greatest hero, Mare Do Well. Rainbow Dash: No! No way! Can't you see I-I wanna be alone? I love being alone. Scootaloo: Oh, okay. See you later then. Rainbow Dash: Yeah, right, like I'm gonna thank her. [mockingly] Thank you, Mare Do Well, whoever you are, for ruining e– [normal] Hey, squirt! Wait up! Mayor Mare: Welcome to Ponyville's first, but surely not last, thank you parade, in honor of our city's greatest hero, the mysterious Mare Do Well! [ponies cheering] Rainbow Dash: The mysterious Mare Do Well, huh? [ponies gasp] Rainbow Dash: So what are you hiding? Let's see how mysterious you are without that mask! Mare Do Well: [whistles] Rainbow Dash: What the hay? Mare Do Well: [whistles] Rainbow Dash: Grrr... I got you now! Alright, Miss Mysterious! Mystery... solved! [yelps] P-p-p-p- Pinkie?! Whudda- hud-d-duh- hud-d-duh- huh?! Twilight?! Applejack?! There were three of you?! Twilight Sparkle: Yup, we all played Mare Do Well at different times. Applejack: I stopped the carriage bus with these babies, Bucky McGillicuddy and Kicks McGee. Pinkie Pie: I saved the construction workers with my Pinkie Sense. [twitches] [flowerpot shatters] Cherry Berry: Sorry! Pinkie Pie: It's alright. Twilight Sparkle: And I used my magic to fix the dam. Fluttershy: Ooh, ooh! And I did the flyby afterwards. Rarity: I made the costumes. Fabulous if I do say so myself! Rainbow Dash: I don't understand. Why? Don't you want me to be a hero? Twilight Sparkle: Of course we want you to be a hero. Applejack: But a real hero doesn't brag. Rainbow Dash: Uh, I guess I did start to brag a little. Other main cast: A little?! Rainbow Dash: Okay, a lot. Twilight Sparkle: Celebrating your accomplishments is natural. But... Applejack: ...Rubbin' them in everypony's face is not. Pinkie Pie: Yeah, the only thing that should be rubbed in anypony's face is chocolate cake. [slurp] Applejack: I think we're getting off topic here. Twilight Sparkle: What we're trying to say is, it's great to be really good at something, but it's important to act with grace and humility. Rainbow Dash: Ohhhh. That makes loads more sense. Yeah. You're right. And I guess I should've also acted with grace and humility when others outshine me. Like Mare Do Well. Twilight Sparkle: Sounds like you've got a letter to write to Princess Celestia. Spike: Already got it covered. As your ghost writer, I've already penned a letter to the Princess. Rainbow Dash: That's nice of you, Spike, but I really wanna write this letter myself. Spike: Aww, come on, I wrote the whole thing already! Rainbow Dash: Okay, let's hear it. Spike: [clears throat] Dear Princess Cel- Rainbow Dash: Look out! It's a real ghost! Pinkie Pie and Spike: [yelping and screaming] Others: [laughing] [music] [credits]
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