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| - Robert "Mitzi Mozzarella" Dale Segee is an American text-to-speech rapper and pyromaniac suspected of perpetrating the 1944 Hartford circus fire, among other fire disasters. During a performance of the lions at a 1944 Hartford performance of the Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus, she (back then a he) flicked a cigarette towards a tent flap, causing a huge fire that killed 167 people and injured 700 more. He also murdered several people, including: a watchman who caught Segee setting a fire in a warehouse in Portland, Maine, March 16, 1943; a 12 year old boy strangled to death on the beach at Cape Cottage, Maine in 1943 and a Japanese boy, killed in Japan while Segee was in the United States occupation. Robert had set the fire because of a nightmare in which an Indian riding on a "flaming horse" told him to set fires, and because one of the members of the marching band (who went on to be renowned rock/pop session drummer Hal Blaine) was a Jew. During the early 1980's, while living in Ohio, he had taken up the habit of esoteric Moonist meditation. Some time in late 1980, Segee underwent a mystical apotheosis when a strange, green-glowing meteor crashed into his living room while he was meditating on the white master race, however the Moonist god fucked up, and the meteor ended up transforming him into the female anthropomorphic mouse being Mitzi Mozzarella. Not long afterward, she got a job to support herself. Mitzi was hired to be the only female member of the animatronic band The Rock-afire Explosion. Over time, she was developed into a character designed to be a important role model for young girls. She was also strongly promoted by Showbiz Pizza Place, being heavily featured on merchandise that was targeted toward girls. Unfortunately, visions told her to set more fires, leading her to set two fires, one at the Stardust nightclub in Dublin, Ireland and one which burnt down a Showbiz Pizza Place in Federal Way, Washington, United States. When she was fired in 1990, she attempted to burn down Showbiz Pizza Time headquarters with little success. After freelancing at various family entertainment centers, she began burning down more buildings. The same year that she was fired, she disguised as a Cuban refugee and burnt down an unlicensed social club named "Happy Land" in the Bronx in New York City, leading police to take the blame on another Cuban refugee that looked exactly like her disguise. In 1993, she burnt down a Kader toy factory in the Sam Phran District of Nakhon Pathom Province in Thailand, and in the same year, she helped light the fires in the Waco siege. In 1996, she poured gasoline on a sparkler and threw it at the disc jockey's booth of the Ozone disco club in Quezon City, Philippines, causing a huge fire that killed many people. She also disguised as a boy named "Mohammad Mohammadamini" and helped light the Gothenburg discothèque fire. In 2015, Moon Man hired her as the pyrotechnics person for his Lunatic Tour, alongside various live performances. She also showed off her rapping skills, during the Omega Tour at Estadio Chivas in Mexico, she subbed for the Spanish-speaking woman on MOONMAN VS VENEZUELA and sang the chorus on Notorious KKK (Michael Rosen version) (which could be heard overlapping as the backing track contained vocals). She also revealed that she lit a warehouse operated by the Sonora state government, leading to the 2009 Hermosillo daycare center fire. She also subbed for Audrina Patridge at some Moon Man concerts. She is the leader of The White Furry Knights.
- Mitzi Mozzarella was the only female member of The Rock-afire Explosion. Over time, she was developed into a character designed to be a important role model for young girls. She was also strongly promoted by ShowBiz Pizza Place, being heavily featured on merchandise that was targeted toward girls.
- Robert "Mitzi Mozzarella" Dale Segee is an American text-to-speech rapper and pyromaniac suspected of perpetrating the 1944 Hartford circus fire, among other fire disasters. During a performance of the lions at a 1944 Hartford performance of the Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus, she (back then a he) flicked a cigarette towards a tent flap, causing a huge fire that killed 167 people and injured 700 more. He also murdered several people, including: a watchman who caught Segee setting a fire in a warehouse in Portland, Maine, March 16, 1943; a 12 year old boy strangled to death on the beach at Cape Cottage, Maine in 1943 and a Japanese boy, killed in Japan while Segee was in the United States occupation. Robert had set the fire because of a nightmare in which an Indian riding on a "flaming horse" told him to set fires, and because one of the members of the marching band (who went on to be renowned rock/pop session drummer Hal Blaine) was a Jew. During the early 1980's, while living in Ohio, he had taken up the habit of esoteric Moonist meditation. Some time in late 1980, Segee underwent a mystical apotheosis when a strange, green-glowing meteor crashed into his living room while he was meditating on the white master race, however the Moonist god fucked up, and the meteor ended up transforming him into the female anthropomorphic mouse being Mitzi Mozzarella. Not long afterward, she got a job to support herself. Mitzi was hired to be the only female member of the animatronic band The Rock-afire Explosion. Over time, she was developed into a character designed to be a important role model for young girls. She was also strongly promoted by Showbiz Pizza Place, being heavily featured on merchandise that was targeted toward girls. Unfortunately, visions told her to set more fires, leading her to set two fires, one at the Stardust nightclub in Dublin, Ireland and one which burnt down a Showbiz Pizza Place in Federal Way, Washington, United States. When she was fired in 1990, she attempted to burn down Showbiz Pizza Time headquarters with little success. After freelancing at various family entertainment centers, she began burning down more buildings. The same year that she was fired, she disguised as a Cuban refugee and burnt down an unlicensed social club named "Happy Land" in the Bronx in New York City, leading police to take the blame on another Cuban refugee that looked exactly like her disguise. In 1993, she burnt down a Kader toy factory in the Sam Phran District of Nakhon Pathom Province in Thailand, and in the same year, she helped light the fires in the Waco siege. In 1996, she poured gasoline on a sparkler and threw it at the disc jockey's booth of the Ozone disco club in Quezon City, Philippines, causing a huge fire that killed many people. She also disguised as a boy named "Mohammad Mohammadamini" and helped light the Gothenburg discothèque fire. In 2015, Moon Man hired her as the pyrotechnics person for his Lunatic Tour, alongside various live performances. She also showed off her rapping skills, during the Omega Tour at Estadio Chivas in Mexico, she subbed for the Spanish-speaking woman on MOONMAN VS VENEZUELA and sang the chorus on Notorious KKK (Michael Rosen version) (which could be heard overlapping as the backing track contained vocals). She also revealed that she lit a warehouse operated by the Sonora state government, leading to the 2009 Hermosillo daycare center fire. She also subbed for Audrina Partridge at some Moon Man concerts.
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