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| - It all started with the Oreo Incident. In the year 2014, some guy thought it would be a good idea to stuff five times the original amount of cream into an Oreo cookie. These cookies were distrubuted across the world. People loved them. Loved them, that is, until the mutations came in. See, the cookies, from their overdose of cream, were bathed in radiation. This radiation caused problems all over the world. Riots broke out in the streets. Mutant people and animals ran amok. And nobody could do a thing to stop them. Nobody, that is, but Bill Gates. This is their story.
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| - It all started with the Oreo Incident. In the year 2014, some guy thought it would be a good idea to stuff five times the original amount of cream into an Oreo cookie. These cookies were distrubuted across the world. People loved them. Loved them, that is, until the mutations came in. See, the cookies, from their overdose of cream, were bathed in radiation. This radiation caused problems all over the world. Riots broke out in the streets. Mutant people and animals ran amok. And nobody could do a thing to stop them. Nobody, that is, but Bill Gates. Gates had survived the apocalypse with his Armani Biohazard suit, and managed to fit an enormous guard-dome over the city of San Diego. He renamed it Gatesburg, and sent out a message to the USA, telling them to head to Gatesburg if they valued their lives. A group of people in the Boston area heard this message, and set off to find Gatesburg. They were a mixed bunch- a kung-fu fighting with a shady past, a Japanese computer scientist searching for her girlfriend, a marine who's platoon was slaughtered, and is now just looking for something to give meaning to his life, and a normal everyman just trying to get back to his old life. This is their story.
* Action Girl: Sam and Tsukiko.
* After the End
* Awesome McCoolname: Tsukiko Yoshida.
* Darkest Hour: After the Oreo Effect.
* Deadpan Snarker: Brandon. Oh GOD Brandon. But he always plays it for laughs.
* Department of Redundancy Department: After they kill the Mutant Deer, we get this exchange:
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* To be fair, though, this was to the fault of the user controlling her.
* Didn't See That Coming: MUTANT DEER!
* Five-Man Band:
* The Hero: Ryan.
* The Lancer: Cole.
* The Smart Guy: Tsukiko/Brandon/Marcus.
* The Chick: Sam.
* The Big Guy: Trevor.
* Gadgeteer Genius: Brandon was implied to be somewhat of a genius when taking things apart and putting them back together, fixing stuff, and even improvising using the stuff around him.
* Genki Girl: Sam might just be this.
* Great Escape: Basically the premise for the RP. Escape the wastelands to get to safety.
* Gentle Giant: Ryan is the biggest of the group, and despite his imposing figure, he is a calm, peaceful guy who generally doesn't like to get into fights.
* Gun Nut: Cole.
* Gondor Calls for Aid: Bill Gates when he sends out the broadcast message, inviting all survivors to Gatesburg.
* Heel Face Turn: Very debatable considering his past, but Bill Gates.
* Improvised Weapon: Tsukiko uses a steel lunchbox as a bludgeon.
* Infant Immortality: Averted. We don't know if there are mutant babies, but there is no way Babies could survive in a post-apocalyptic wasteland.
* I Know Mortal Kombat: Ryan played a lot of Call of Duty. How else could he headshot a sprinting deer?
* Knife Nut: A couple of the characters have bandoliers of knives. They're not insane, though.
* Mutant Apocalypse
* Nice Guy: Pretty much the whole group.
* One of Us: Most of the group plays video games, or at least did before the Incident.
* Oh Crap: Aah! Mutant deer!
* "WHO THE F*** FEEDS DEER OREOS!?"
* Sugar Apocalypse: In the literal sense.
* Our Zombies Are Different: The mutants are pretty much L4D zombies, only better, because some could have giant sharks for heads. Oh, and Mutant Deer.
* The Cameo: Bill Gates is the one who converted San-Diego into Gatesburg.
* The Danza: Brandon Turner
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