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Hence, he is also President James Marshall from Air Force One, Agent Deckard from Blade Runner, and Han Solo. * * So he was the President of the United States in contemporary times, but becomes a minor bounty hunter living in a dilapidated hulk of a building in the future. What happened? * Clearly, when President Marshall tried to fight whatever it was that turned the Blade Runner world into a dystopia, he got in over his head. Political coups are terrible things. * Side Note: "James Marshall" is a pseudonym crafted for the film for President Jack Ryan. * Didn't Star Wars take place quite some time ago? * Time is circular. There is a big crunch in the future, followed by a new big bang, reigniting everything all over again. Since Indy is immortal, he survives this.

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  • Hence, he is also President James Marshall from Air Force One, Agent Deckard from Blade Runner, and Han Solo. * * So he was the President of the United States in contemporary times, but becomes a minor bounty hunter living in a dilapidated hulk of a building in the future. What happened? * Clearly, when President Marshall tried to fight whatever it was that turned the Blade Runner world into a dystopia, he got in over his head. Political coups are terrible things. * Side Note: "James Marshall" is a pseudonym crafted for the film for President Jack Ryan. * Didn't Star Wars take place quite some time ago? * Time is circular. There is a big crunch in the future, followed by a new big bang, reigniting everything all over again. Since Indy is immortal, he survives this.
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  • Hence, he is also President James Marshall from Air Force One, Agent Deckard from Blade Runner, and Han Solo. * * So he was the President of the United States in contemporary times, but becomes a minor bounty hunter living in a dilapidated hulk of a building in the future. What happened? * Clearly, when President Marshall tried to fight whatever it was that turned the Blade Runner world into a dystopia, he got in over his head. Political coups are terrible things. * Side Note: "James Marshall" is a pseudonym crafted for the film for President Jack Ryan. * Didn't Star Wars take place quite some time ago? * Time is circular. There is a big crunch in the future, followed by a new big bang, reigniting everything all over again. Since Indy is immortal, he survives this. * * Wait. So Indy is also Galactus? * Deckard of Blade Runner is also a minor bounty hunter living in a diapidated hunk of a building. * He is one of The Patriots, who were the ones who put him on office under the identity of James Marshall. * Meaning Raiden did not, in fact, kill him. * Precisely! The Indiana Jones soon to feature in Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull is, in fact, a clone who suffered extremely fast ageing. * Of course, since Han Solo lived a long time ago, clearly a Time Lord gave him a lift to the past. * Alternative non-retarded theory: Han Solo is a Time Lord and the Millenium Falcon is heavily modified TARDIS. He either regenerated into Indy, or travels forward in time and takes on the identity of Indiana Jones. * Which he later left in a warehouse, where it took the shape of a fridge and tried to find him again. It did. * Why would the Millennium Falcon be a heavily modified TARDIS? * It's smaller on the inside. * His TARDIS is not a Type-40 with a Shapeshifter Mode Lock Chameleon Circuit * Time is cyclical-- "This has all happened before, and it will all happen again". Hence, the far future is "a long time ago". * He become a Heroic Spirit then. Which class, and which Heaven's Feel will he be summoned in? * I guess that explains how he survived the nuclear bomb in Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, but how was he able to make the fridge he was in survive in-tact as well?
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