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The clip-on tie is worn mostly by: * Manual laborers who only need to wear ties at a wake once every couple of years or so. (Some of these would have no problem tying an actual tie, but forget how to do so in the intervening time.) * Web designers, who only wear a tie every few months, and then only to make their managers think they've been interviewing for a job somewhere else. (Most of these would injure themselves if they tried to tie a real tie.)

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  • Clip-on tie
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  • The clip-on tie is worn mostly by: * Manual laborers who only need to wear ties at a wake once every couple of years or so. (Some of these would have no problem tying an actual tie, but forget how to do so in the intervening time.) * Web designers, who only wear a tie every few months, and then only to make their managers think they've been interviewing for a job somewhere else. (Most of these would injure themselves if they tried to tie a real tie.)
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  • The clip-on tie is worn mostly by: * Manual laborers who only need to wear ties at a wake once every couple of years or so. (Some of these would have no problem tying an actual tie, but forget how to do so in the intervening time.) * Web designers, who only wear a tie every few months, and then only to make their managers think they've been interviewing for a job somewhere else. (Most of these would injure themselves if they tried to tie a real tie.) In view of these constituencies, clip-on ties are usually manufactured from polyester instead of silk. This ensures that, in the vast stretches of time between wearings, moths don't eat holes in the ties.
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