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Tired of the same old you? Tired of being out of shape and out of luck with the opposite sex? Tired of being overweight and under-attractive? I'm White Goodman, owner, operator and founder of Globo Gym America Corp. I'm here to tell ya, that you don't have to be stuck, with what you've got. At Globo Gym, we understand that "ugliness" and "fatness" are genetic disorders, much like baldness or necrophilia, and it's only your fault if you don't hate yourself enough to do something about it. That's where we come in! How do I know? Well, I'm not only the founder of Globo Gym, I'm also a client.

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  • Tired of the same old you? Tired of being out of shape and out of luck with the opposite sex? Tired of being overweight and under-attractive? I'm White Goodman, owner, operator and founder of Globo Gym America Corp. I'm here to tell ya, that you don't have to be stuck, with what you've got. At Globo Gym, we understand that "ugliness" and "fatness" are genetic disorders, much like baldness or necrophilia, and it's only your fault if you don't hate yourself enough to do something about it. That's where we come in! How do I know? Well, I'm not only the founder of Globo Gym, I'm also a client.
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  • Here at Globo Gym we're better than you, and we know it.
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  • Tired of the same old you? Tired of being out of shape and out of luck with the opposite sex? Tired of being overweight and under-attractive? I'm White Goodman, owner, operator and founder of Globo Gym America Corp. I'm here to tell ya, that you don't have to be stuck, with what you've got. At Globo Gym, we understand that "ugliness" and "fatness" are genetic disorders, much like baldness or necrophilia, and it's only your fault if you don't hate yourself enough to do something about it. That's where we come in! Globo Gym employs a highly trained, quasi-cultural staff of personal alteration specialists. With our competitively priced onsite cosmetic surgery, we can turn that Frankenstein you see in the mirror every morning into a Franken-fine. Of course, you'll still be you in a legal sense, but think of it as a thinner, more attractive, better you, than you could ever become without us. How do I know? Well, I'm not only the founder of Globo Gym, I'm also a client. File:WhiteGoodmanFat.jpg That's me, six years and 600 lbs ago, before I knew how much I hated myself. That all changed once I founded Globo Gym. Don't just take my word for it, come find out for yourself. Because here at Globo Gym, we're better than you, and we know it.
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