Socialist Alternative, formerly known as The Church of Stalin's Ever-Faithful Sycophants and A bunch of pretentious know-it-alls offsetting their middle class guilt by masturbating to the sound of their own self-righteous indignation, is a monothesic Trotskyist religion originating with the teachings of the prophet Karl Marx, a 19th century comedian. It is now a popular religion among University students who call each other "comrades" and have unfortunately contracted a nasty parasitic brain worm known as Echinococcus Marxolosa. This previously small and not widely known group were responsible for shooting the last Australian Prime Minister John Howard multiple times in the back of the head, charming the nation and gaining power in the recent federal election. Marxist law involves rulings
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