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:Cleveland Jr.: I may be a virgin, ' but I'll kick your ass if you do that again!
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:Priest: All across this great land, teenagers are takin' a pledge: The Purity Pledge, to hand over their virginities to their fathers, the high priests of the home.
:Cleveland: Hear that? I'm the high priest of our home. I would like roast beef for dinner.
:Donna: Shut the fuck up!
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:Cleveland: BAD HORMONE-RIDDEN ADOLESCENT! BAD, BAD, BAD!