Cartoon Fight Club Reasoning (It only has reasoning because Sans wants to make it sound cool): Sword beats fists. Always. ALWAYS. Sans will thus counter logic by becoming the Logic themself, even if Logic is inapplicable to the mighty Sans. Because Sans must get everything. If it exists, then Sans owns it. No exceptions. If it doesn't exist, Sans owns it. If it will exist, Sans owns it. Absolutely no exceptions what so ever. If Sans owns it, then it's gonna have a bad time as Sans negates it to defeat. Sansprescence: Sans is always there, always present, in every place, in every article, in every wikia, in every Totality, in every Omega Omnisphere, and everything absolutely transcendantly beyond that. Sans can hit the opponent at every single point in the battle, every point before the ba