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It is notable because the language spoken there is incomprehensible, and because everyone is fat. Everyone who is not fat is dropped from the Turning Torso skyscraper, which was built for this purpose after the Kockums Crane, serving the same purpose, was burnt down by fat Stockholmers in 1864. Rumours has it that the King of Sweden actually considers Skåne to be a Swedish province, but since nobody has ever understood anything the Swedish King ever said or written due to his dyslexia, this is uncertain.

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  • Skåne
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  • It is notable because the language spoken there is incomprehensible, and because everyone is fat. Everyone who is not fat is dropped from the Turning Torso skyscraper, which was built for this purpose after the Kockums Crane, serving the same purpose, was burnt down by fat Stockholmers in 1864. Rumours has it that the King of Sweden actually considers Skåne to be a Swedish province, but since nobody has ever understood anything the Swedish King ever said or written due to his dyslexia, this is uncertain.
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  • It is notable because the language spoken there is incomprehensible, and because everyone is fat. Everyone who is not fat is dropped from the Turning Torso skyscraper, which was built for this purpose after the Kockums Crane, serving the same purpose, was burnt down by fat Stockholmers in 1864. Rumours has it that the King of Sweden actually considers Skåne to be a Swedish province, but since nobody has ever understood anything the Swedish King ever said or written due to his dyslexia, this is uncertain. Recently a record was broken - for the first time in 1000 years, the 30 km/h wind coming from Denmark did not prevent people on bicycles from enjoying their ride. This is the only time in recorded meteorology that this particular wind cycle blew in the right direction - from the end town to the city center, which actually helped people ride to the center faster.
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