About: Evil Futon (deleted 15 May 2008 at 03:08)   Sponge Permalink

An Entity of Type : owl:Thing, within Data Space : 134.155.108.49:8890 associated with source dataset(s)

Evil Futon. Are futons that quit their general purpose as comfortable couches/ Comfortable beds. They then alter to a stage of being like proportions. They have 2 eyes and the mouth is formed with the mattress. It usually tends to walk on all four legs, unless the model uses rollers. The Evil Futon is a cryptological animal. It has only been spotted twice. It tends to live in an area in Central Ontario. It's natural habitat, seemingly is the homes of it's victims. Thankfully this demonic creature feeds primarily upon female Humans with the name, Jessica (Jess for short) or Sky. This being although seems ridiculous, could potentially be one of the most comfortable cryptid animals; Apart from Sasquatch.

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  • Evil Futon (deleted 15 May 2008 at 03:08)
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  • Evil Futon. Are futons that quit their general purpose as comfortable couches/ Comfortable beds. They then alter to a stage of being like proportions. They have 2 eyes and the mouth is formed with the mattress. It usually tends to walk on all four legs, unless the model uses rollers. The Evil Futon is a cryptological animal. It has only been spotted twice. It tends to live in an area in Central Ontario. It's natural habitat, seemingly is the homes of it's victims. Thankfully this demonic creature feeds primarily upon female Humans with the name, Jessica (Jess for short) or Sky. This being although seems ridiculous, could potentially be one of the most comfortable cryptid animals; Apart from Sasquatch.
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  • Evil Futon
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  • Evil Futon. Are futons that quit their general purpose as comfortable couches/ Comfortable beds. They then alter to a stage of being like proportions. They have 2 eyes and the mouth is formed with the mattress. It usually tends to walk on all four legs, unless the model uses rollers. The Evil Futon is a cryptological animal. It has only been spotted twice. It tends to live in an area in Central Ontario. It's natural habitat, seemingly is the homes of it's victims. Thankfully this demonic creature feeds primarily upon female Humans with the name, Jessica (Jess for short) or Sky. This being although seems ridiculous, could potentially be one of the most comfortable cryptid animals; Apart from Sasquatch.
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