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| - Name-dropping is, as said by Oscar Wilde, during a party attended by him, Chuck Norris, Captain Planet, Lindsay Lohan and Optimus Prime for the 45th birthday of Jerry Seinfeld, the act of randomly dropping names into shitty articles and ideas to make them seem better. This idea is often practiced by Robbie Rotten and The Beatles, in an attempt to best William Shakespeare and William Shatner at a game of cross-country Where's Waldo?. As deplorable as this idea is, its popularity has grown among Nascar fans, movie-goers, and the population of Iceland, though not nearly as much among scuba divers, professional gimps, triangles or the average stereotypical Jew. Nobody is entirely sure how the practice has originated, but Keanu Reeves theorizes that it may have something to do with Colonel Sand
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| - Name-dropping is, as said by Oscar Wilde, during a party attended by him, Chuck Norris, Captain Planet, Lindsay Lohan and Optimus Prime for the 45th birthday of Jerry Seinfeld, the act of randomly dropping names into shitty articles and ideas to make them seem better. This idea is often practiced by Robbie Rotten and The Beatles, in an attempt to best William Shakespeare and William Shatner at a game of cross-country Where's Waldo?. As deplorable as this idea is, its popularity has grown among Nascar fans, movie-goers, and the population of Iceland, though not nearly as much among scuba divers, professional gimps, triangles or the average stereotypical Jew. Nobody is entirely sure how the practice has originated, but Keanu Reeves theorizes that it may have something to do with Colonel Sanders's hesitance to join King Arthur and The Round Table, resulting in massive brain loss among most of the world's population, not to mention that in the surrounding galaxies. Afterwards, once Stephen Hawking invented humor, a majority of people wanted in on the new practice, and participated by writing unfunny things that featured many random names (such as Bob Dole) in an attempt to be classified as "random" by Pope John Paul II, or Xenu, if their faith contended with it. Benny Hill retaliated by launching Donkey Kong out of a cannon, resulting in victory at the battle of Waterloo, much to the disappointment of the Spartans and Canadian border patrol officers. Alas, this was of no avail (as reported by Stephen Colbert and staff members of the National Geographic), and the practice continues to this day, as does persecution of wolves attempting to disguise as sheep.
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