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"I tried to leave the kids with father, but they wouldn't answer the door. That's weird. Damned fine if you ask me. Running out on their parental responsibilities. That's just how it goes, though, I guess. Ever since my wife left me, it seems like it's been one crappy day after another. I figured the kids staying with my folks wouldn't count as time with me and I could keep them a little longer, but now I HAVE to count this time. DAMN IT! If that wasn't bad enough, when we went to buy tickets, the fat ugly lady behind the glass kept giving me crap about how John was too young to see the superhero movie. Then why do they sell toys and comic books of this movie? Ever think of that, dumbass? I bet they have a Saturday Morning Cartoon show of Watch-Men. I bet she hates men because they never p

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  • "I tried to leave the kids with father, but they wouldn't answer the door. That's weird. Damned fine if you ask me. Running out on their parental responsibilities. That's just how it goes, though, I guess. Ever since my wife left me, it seems like it's been one crappy day after another. I figured the kids staying with my folks wouldn't count as time with me and I could keep them a little longer, but now I HAVE to count this time. DAMN IT! If that wasn't bad enough, when we went to buy tickets, the fat ugly lady behind the glass kept giving me crap about how John was too young to see the superhero movie. Then why do they sell toys and comic books of this movie? Ever think of that, dumbass? I bet they have a Saturday Morning Cartoon show of Watch-Men. I bet she hates men because they never p
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  • "I tried to leave the kids with father, but they wouldn't answer the door. That's weird. Damned fine if you ask me. Running out on their parental responsibilities. That's just how it goes, though, I guess. Ever since my wife left me, it seems like it's been one crappy day after another. I figured the kids staying with my folks wouldn't count as time with me and I could keep them a little longer, but now I HAVE to count this time. DAMN IT! If that wasn't bad enough, when we went to buy tickets, the fat ugly lady behind the glass kept giving me crap about how John was too young to see the superhero movie. Then why do they sell toys and comic books of this movie? Ever think of that, dumbass? I bet they have a Saturday Morning Cartoon show of Watch-Men. I bet she hates men because they never paid any attention to her. Then the kid who rips up the ticket stubs told me the same thing. Whatever, he probably thinks he's better than me because he didn't knock up his girlfriend in high school, as if he could get one. James knew him from school and pulled his head down to fart on it. I didn't say anything, but I actually thought that was a little funny." Image:Quote1.png ...I couldn't enjoy this movie, what with my kids there and all. Image:Quote2.png ~ Jake's verdict "...I have to say that the music was pretty good. The action scenes, too, what I saw of it. I kept having to watch James and make sure he wasn't smoking pot. There was a little too much talking, though. I don't know. All in all, I was disappointed. I had a friend in the 90s who wouldn't stop talking about this comic, but the movie just drug on and on. I fell like half asleep some time during the part where they rescue some people from a fire and woke up just in time to see the prison riot scene, so I have no idea how much of the movie I missed. Man, am I going to be late? I'll bet that witch is going to complain. This movie is REALLY long. Honestly, I don't know what's wrong with movies these days. Oh, God. I'm starting to sound like my old man. Where ARE they, anyway? They never leave the house."
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