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Saturn is well known for being a dirty, selfish hoarder. Saturn has 62 moons, well above what could be considered a normal, responsible amount to have. She is completely unable to take care of them all, and has still yet to name 9 of them, even though they are all over 1 billion years old. (Well past an acceptable time to wait to name something that orbits you.) But not only that, Saturn had 65 at one point in time, but seems to have simply "lost" a couple of them, and doesn't have any idea where they got off to. For a while she tried to play it off like they became planets of their own, but modern telescopes haven't picked up anything of the right size or shape orbiting the sun that could be considered one of Saturn's lost moons. More likely than not, they went the way of Pluto and myster

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  • Saturn is well known for being a dirty, selfish hoarder. Saturn has 62 moons, well above what could be considered a normal, responsible amount to have. She is completely unable to take care of them all, and has still yet to name 9 of them, even though they are all over 1 billion years old. (Well past an acceptable time to wait to name something that orbits you.) But not only that, Saturn had 65 at one point in time, but seems to have simply "lost" a couple of them, and doesn't have any idea where they got off to. For a while she tried to play it off like they became planets of their own, but modern telescopes haven't picked up anything of the right size or shape orbiting the sun that could be considered one of Saturn's lost moons. More likely than not, they went the way of Pluto and myster
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  • Saturn is well known for being a dirty, selfish hoarder. Saturn has 62 moons, well above what could be considered a normal, responsible amount to have. She is completely unable to take care of them all, and has still yet to name 9 of them, even though they are all over 1 billion years old. (Well past an acceptable time to wait to name something that orbits you.) But not only that, Saturn had 65 at one point in time, but seems to have simply "lost" a couple of them, and doesn't have any idea where they got off to. For a while she tried to play it off like they became planets of their own, but modern telescopes haven't picked up anything of the right size or shape orbiting the sun that could be considered one of Saturn's lost moons. More likely than not, they went the way of Pluto and mysteriously "disappeared." That or you can soon expect to find one of Saturn's missing moons in a living room near you, ending life on our planet as we know it.
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