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Behr paint is a poison that the Bears want you to put on things. Once applied, the fumes and splotchings will put a liberal spin on life. It chips off easily, and is the only paint to legaly have lead in it. This is because the democrats have the house and senate. The combination of easy chipping and high lead will dumb down American children so they will vote Democrat. This "paint" is also responsible for the death of beloved funnyman Chris Farley. This article is a stub. You can get a Tip of the Hat* from Stephen by adding only truthiness to it.*Tip of the Hat not guaranteed.

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  • Behr paint is a poison that the Bears want you to put on things. Once applied, the fumes and splotchings will put a liberal spin on life. It chips off easily, and is the only paint to legaly have lead in it. This is because the democrats have the house and senate. The combination of easy chipping and high lead will dumb down American children so they will vote Democrat. This "paint" is also responsible for the death of beloved funnyman Chris Farley. This article is a stub. You can get a Tip of the Hat* from Stephen by adding only truthiness to it.*Tip of the Hat not guaranteed.
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  • Behr paint is a poison that the Bears want you to put on things. Once applied, the fumes and splotchings will put a liberal spin on life. It chips off easily, and is the only paint to legaly have lead in it. This is because the democrats have the house and senate. The combination of easy chipping and high lead will dumb down American children so they will vote Democrat. This "paint" is also responsible for the death of beloved funnyman Chris Farley. This article is a stub. You can get a Tip of the Hat* from Stephen by adding only truthiness to it.*Tip of the Hat not guaranteed.
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