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The Haskodrome is a bizarre stellar phenomenen which can only be witnessed using sophisticated electronic telescopes and the like on the 13th day of every third month of every third year. Resembling a giant shovel, it has a tendency to fly quite low on these days and thus has scooped up various unwary individuals who didn't heed the advice of their mothers. Over the years, a small collection of individuals has accumulated on the outer-blade edge of the Haskodrome shovel, and set about building a community to stave off the boredom of the intermediary wait between the tri-monthly tri-annual visits to Threshers.

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  • The Haskodrome is a bizarre stellar phenomenen which can only be witnessed using sophisticated electronic telescopes and the like on the 13th day of every third month of every third year. Resembling a giant shovel, it has a tendency to fly quite low on these days and thus has scooped up various unwary individuals who didn't heed the advice of their mothers. Over the years, a small collection of individuals has accumulated on the outer-blade edge of the Haskodrome shovel, and set about building a community to stave off the boredom of the intermediary wait between the tri-monthly tri-annual visits to Threshers.
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  • The Haskodrome is a bizarre stellar phenomenen which can only be witnessed using sophisticated electronic telescopes and the like on the 13th day of every third month of every third year. Resembling a giant shovel, it has a tendency to fly quite low on these days and thus has scooped up various unwary individuals who didn't heed the advice of their mothers. Over the years, a small collection of individuals has accumulated on the outer-blade edge of the Haskodrome shovel, and set about building a community to stave off the boredom of the intermediary wait between the tri-monthly tri-annual visits to Threshers. In 1832, five years after his incarceration in the Haskodrome, he began construction of a series of wooden huts on The Outer-Blade, constructed out of a combination of balsa-like woods (which are abundant in Haskodrome) and carbon-fibre composites. The construction of this mini-township proved timely, as the second person to fall victim to The Haskodrome's visitations was scooped up in late 1833. From her capacious womb was birthed their three children; Sheep, CS Gas and Polar Bear (also known colloquially by The Rebellion as 'The TLF').
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