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| - GAZA CITY, June 30, 2007--It all started with a mouse. Al Jazeera, Jr., the Hamas-run division of PBS, created a character called "Farfour", which bore a striking resemblance to America's favorite corporate executive. That's when the filthy Jew Michael Eisner got all geshvollen and kvetched to his legal team, Baker, Tataramoa and Nebbes who then wrote the most tsemishnichic cease and desist letter ever written east of the Catskills. And because the goyim at Al Jazeera, Jr. couldn't afford a Jew lawyer themselves, they were forced to comply. Hurray capitalism! ###
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| - GAZA CITY, June 30, 2007--It all started with a mouse. Al Jazeera, Jr., the Hamas-run division of PBS, created a character called "Farfour", which bore a striking resemblance to America's favorite corporate executive. That's when the filthy Jew Michael Eisner got all geshvollen and kvetched to his legal team, Baker, Tataramoa and Nebbes who then wrote the most tsemishnichic cease and desist letter ever written east of the Catskills. And because the goyim at Al Jazeera, Jr. couldn't afford a Jew lawyer themselves, they were forced to comply. "We are all thrilled that the Disney-mouse monopoly is still intact," Eisner told viewers of his children's show, The Mouse Who Owns Everything, "there will never be another rodent on television, gloib mir!" Al Jazeera, Jr. and Disney came to an agreement and Farfour was eliminated from the airwaves with extreme prejudice. Once again, the market has decided what works and what doesn't Hurray capitalism! ###
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