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| - AtomD> Wonderful? Exiting? Spam? I daresay Bob10, I'm more intrigued than when my wife offered to have a threesome with me and Spot! Bob10> Did you know that spam bots are elite members of various advertising agencies around the world. They get paid up to $10000 a month! AtomD> Holy fucking shit, Bob10! Why, becoming a spam bot seems like a marvelous endeavor! Bob10> So you can see why becoming a spam bot would be a marvelous endeavor! AtomD> I can, Dammit! Tell me how I can get in before I wet myself! Bob10> Well, it's not as easy to get in as you might think... Why don't you check my site? AtomD> Interesting... Well Bob10, you seem to be running a very legitimate business. I will in no way feel uneasy when sending you money. Unlike the IRS. They still haven't tarred the road outside my house. I guess that's the kind of service you get from the IRS in South Africa. Bob10> The money will pay for access to hundreds on hundreds of pages that will teach you the skills you need to become a spam bot. I will also introduce you to some very powerful people of various companies. AtomD> What, like Bil Gaits? Bob10> Yes, I can introduce you to Bil Gaits. AtomD> Well fuck Bill Gates. I hate him more than my aunt Linda. Bitch. What about that Red Hat guy? Bob10> Yes, I can introduce you to Fred Durst. AtomD> OMG, ROTFLMAOWEABOCAWAP! Bob10> Excuse me? AtomD> Oh my God, roll on the floor laughing my ass off while eating a bag of chips and watching amateur porn. Bob10> I'm so sorry, I'm not as clued up as you on the lingo. AtomD> Well, I can teach you... AtomD> Well, why don't you check out my site? AtomD> Hello? Bob10> God dammit Timothy, why aren't you at work today? AtomD> Fuckit John, it took you long enough to realize is was me... AtomD> And actually, I'm feeling a bit off. Bob10> Bullshit! AtomD> Come on, that's what we do! Bob10> True...
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