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| - Trudy: Oh Bray it’s coming the baby’s coming Salene: Trudy Amber: What’s wrong Bray: The pains have started Amber: Are you sure Zandra: What’s happening Salene: Trudy’s going in to labour Zandra: She’s having the baby Lex: Come on it’s a trick where do you think your going Bray: Trudy’s not leaving here not now Lex: We voted your out Bray: Come on Trudy Lex: I’m not having this Bray: You’ve no choice Salene: We can’t throw her out now Zandra: Suppose it’s true Lex Lex: True first she was to hungry to go then she was to tired now she’s having labour pains she must think we’re stupid Salene: Trudy do you think it might be a false alarm Bray: We won’t know until she’s rested Lex: Listen to him it’s a put up job they’re in it together Bray: Get out of the way Amber: Stop it both of you fighting won’t solve anything what’s wrong Trudy: My waters have broken Salene: It’s coming alright Amber: Come on Lex: Your letting them in Amber: We’re not throwing her out now Lex Ryan: Is she having the baby then Lex: Having us on more like it Chloe: Sshh I’ve brought you some milk well it’s not milk really it’s only coffee cream but it tastes just as good come on drink up there’s a good girl they were all to busy shouting at each other as if one more person made any difference Salene: We need plenty of hot water and towels Amber: Alright you lot cabarets over everybody out come on make yourselves useful you to Bray Trudy: No Bray don’t go Bray: Don’t worry Trudy I’m here Ryan: Come on place your bets two, two one against a boy you can’t do better than that Patsy: Chloe you’ve missed everything where have you been Chloe: Nowhere what’s happening Patsy: The baby’s coming now Amber: Do you know anything about delivering babies Salene: Not really Amber: Zandra Zandra: Me your joking Salene: Never mind births natural isn’t it all we’ve gotta do is follow our instincts we’ll manage Amber: Suppose something goes wrong Bray: How long have you been having these contractions Trudy Trudy: It feels like hours I wasn’t sure what it was at first Bray: We may not have very long Amber: How do you know Bray: Her contractions are quiet frequent and strong we should get ready Amber: What do we do Bray: We’re gonna need scissors and rubber bands lots of clean rags and tissues oh and salt Amber: What you mean you Bray: Any objections Amber: You heard the man who’s got some soap Salene: You’ve got some Zandra Zandra: That’s my special soap Amber: Zandra go get the soap Ryan: I’m taking bets on weather it’s a boy or a girl Jack: Well what do we use for money Ryan: You must have something a pair of sunglasses, a pen knife, food Jack: I’ve got a whistle Ryan: That’ll do Jack: Wait what will you give us if it’s a boy two whistles Ryan: A couple of quid Jack: Two quid Ryan: That’s fair Jack: Where can I spend them Amber: Ryan what are you doing Ryan: Nothing Amber: Well in that case go and find some rubber bands Ryan: Rubber bands Amber: Yeah rubber bands for tying things Dal: Hot water Amber: Well done Dal Jack: Hey go easy on the water it’s not gonna last forever Amber: Can you find these it’s stuff for the baby Dal: I might have to go outside Amber: Well be careful Paul, Patsy see if you can find some cloth, sheets, rags anything so long as it’s clean where have you been Chloe Chloe: Nowhere Jack: Ask a silly question Amber: Never mind Jack more water Jack: Easy with the water once the tanks empty that’s it Lex: Well in that case we better keep some back then hadn’t we two for little Trudy and one for me Amber: Shouldn’t she have pain killers or something Zandra: Lex has got some paracetamol should I go and get it Bray: Keep panting Trudy Zandra: I’ll get it shall I, Ryan what are you doing Ryan: Nothing Zandra: What have you got in that rucksack Ryan: Personal items Zoot: Power and chaos Locos: Power and chaos Zandra: Lex Lex: Oh it’s you Zandra: I need the paracetamol can I have it Lex: What for Zandra: Trudy Lex: What are you gonna give me for it Zandra: Don’t start that again Lex: Oh Zan I’m getting desperate even Ryan’s starting to look appealing Zandra: I’d go for him if I were you Lex: What’s wrong don’t you fancy me anymore Zandra: I know guys like you after they get what they want they split Lex: Not me Zan Zandra: And leave the girl pregnant I know where I’ve been I can’t say the same for you Lex: I’m clean, clean as a whistle you better grab me babe before one of the others do Trudy: It’s no good Bray: Your doing fine don’t tire yourself take a break and relax Patsy: You could tear this up Amber: You little devils that’s Zandra’s is this really all you could find get that dog out of here Bray: Where are the scissors they need to be sterilized Amber: I’ll get on to it how she doing Lex: Gotcha Ryan: Lex it’s you Lex: Just as well isn’t it Ryan: The others are on to us I thought I’d better hide it Lex: Good thinking Ryan we wouldn’t want the others getting there hands on it would we Ryan: No we’ll be alright ex Lex: Yes Ryan thanks to you we’ll be alright Zoot: There he is get him Zandra: You don’t think there’s something wrong do you I mean she’s not going to lose it is she Salene: She’s just tired that’s all Bray: Okay Trudy ready for another go Salene: He’s amazing isn’t he Bray: Okay push Trudy: I can’t, I can’t push anymore Bray: You can okay come on now just one really big effort then you can have another rest come on push Zandra: I can’t bear to watch Patsy: Boo Jack: Stupid kids Patsy: Should be glad it was only us we haven’t had any lunch Jack: Oh what do you want Patsy: What have you got Jack: Spaghetti Patsy: Chocolate got any sweets Jack: No Patsy: Are you sure Jack: Yes Patsy: Well done your secret food store is safe Jack: Greedy pigs Patsy: It’s not for us it’s for the baby Bray: It’s okay Trudy we’ll get there Amber: Well Bray: She’s exhausted Amber: You look pretty tired yourself Bray: Have you had a break you’ve been great really Zandra: What’s all that Chloe: I’m making a present for the baby Bray: Come on Trudy push Chloe: I saw some kittens being born once it was major Bray: That’s a girl come on keep it up Trudy: I can’t, I can’t Bray: Push yes you can push Jack: What’s taking so long Bray: That’s it your doing it Amber: It’s head’s appeared Bray: Keep going, keep going your nearly there Trudy just one more really big effort Jack: Is he actually delivering it Trudy:I want my mum Ryan: Make it a girl, make it a girl Amber: Ryan do you remember in another lifetime me asking you to get some rubber bands Ryan: Sorry Amber I couldn’t find any Bra: Amber come quick, come on yes this is it push Chloe: Go on Trudy push Zandra: Maybe we should take over from Bray Amber: It’s a girl Ryan: The bank wins come on cough up one whistle Bray: Mother and baby seem fine and well thanks Amber thanks for letting us stay Amber: I didn’t do it for you Salene: Well Trudy do you think your ready for the rebel, alright you can come in now but be quiet Chloe: I made you a mobile see clangs and everything Trudy: Oh it’s lovely thank you Chloe Chloe: Have you got anything for the baby Ryan Ryan: I knew it was gonna be a girl Patsy: A whistle Chloe: Thanks Ryan Zandra: Can I hold her Patsy: We brought you some sweets Salene: This is my present thanks Jack Patsy: What do you want scales for Salene: To weigh the baby Patsy: Why Zandra: So you know if it’s putting on weight Chloe: What’s she going to eat Salene: Milk to start with Patsy: What breastfeeding Salene: Yeah then after a few months you wean it on to solid food Ryan: I hope it likes beans Salene: Dal is that a cot Dal: Yeah Patsy: Did you make it Dal Dal: Yeah Patsy I’ve just finished weaving it I’m sorry Amber I couldn’t find what I went out for Trudy: Oh Dal thank you Salene: Put her in it Zandra Chloe: What are you going to call her Trudy Trudy: Don’t know yet Zandra: I suppose if it was a boy she would have called it Bray, Bray was amazing so cool and everything and the baby Lex: I’m not listening Zandra Dal: It’s got hair and everything Jack: And it’s a great weight Lex: Sounds like it’ll have a good appetite then Dal: Here Chloe you can have some of my food I’m not hungry Chloe: Thanks Dal Amber: Hope you saved some for me where are you going now Chloe: Nowhere Dal: She prefers take away’s Jack: Here Amber have some of mine Patsy: Share and share alike Amber: Thanks Zandra: I’ll take some for Trudy and Salene Amber: Just leave them in peace Zandra: Trudy needs food Amber: She needs sleep Chloe: Hello did you miss me sorry I’ve been a long time I’ve been busy there was a little baby born really sweet tell you what after this shall I take you on a walk Amber: Having a private banquet there Lex you’ve got enough food on that plate to last most of us a week this can’t go on you know all of you and it’s not just food it’s water, batteries everything I mean look at you two playing a computer game Patsy: Jack said we could Amber: We’ve got to set up some system of rationing Ryan: Rationing Amber: Yes Ryan we can’t afford to waste anything Lex: We can stop feeding that hound for a start unless of course your fattening him up for later Patsy: It’s alright Bob come on Zandra: Stop it Lex Lex: Well who comes first humans or animals I’m serious we can’t afford to feed animals unless we’re gonna eat them Patsy: He’s horrible Chloe: Come on walk on come on, come on we’re going to look for some grass there’s nobody out here good girl Amber: Can we get back to the rationing please Dal: Yeah it’s common sense Amber: Especially now there’s a mother and baby we need to feed Lex: What Zandra: Here we go again Lex: Look we voted to throw them out before the brat arrived Dal: Well it’s here now Lex: So Dal: It’s just, just different Lex: We all agreed Zandra: You can throw out a helpless little baby Lex Ryan: We’ve just given it presents and everything Amber: Like it or not the babies changed things Lex: You’ve changed your tune Amber: Can you throw out a helpless child on to the street Lex: It’s not our responsibility Amber: It’s everyone’s responsibility Lex Bray’s right what kind of world are we making if we throw out a newborn child and it’s mother out on to the street Lex: He has to sort it out he’s gotta fid them somewhere else to live Chloe: Come on let’s go come on oh Locos we gotta get out of here Zandra: Bray’s not gonna find another place over night is he not somewhere safe anyway Ryan: He does need a bit of time Lex Lex: Yeah time to get hiss feet under the table Jack: Where is he anyway Zandra: He’s in with Trudy Amber: No he’s not Zandra: Where is he then, what are you laughing at Amber: He went out soon after the baby was born Zandra: He’s probably having a sleep somewhere poor thing Lex: You just don’t wanna see it do you Zandra: What Dal: Have you kids seen him Patsy: No Lex: Course they haven’t he’s done a runner ya thick heads Zandra: He can’t have he loves his little baby Amber: He did go of without a word Lex: Dumping his girlfriend and brat on us Ryan: What does he take us for Dal: He must think we’re a lot of mugs Zandra: I don’t believe it how could he Lex: Well if he thinks he can treat us like that he’s got another thing coming Zandra: What about Trudy fancy going of and leaving her like that Amber: And who’s gonna be the one to tell her
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