The Pubbians are a special subspecies of orangutans wearing clever human disguises. They are unique in that they are born as middle-aged drunkards and never leave their natural habitat, the pub. Pubbians are recognized as those people you never see either entering or leaving a pub. They are always there, no matter what time it is, and the more venerable members are characterized by the fact, that the pint they are holding has become part of their body. They are individually fiercely protective of their territory, guarding their favourite chair at the bar with barbarous zealotry. When you attempt to communicate, they will respond in an unintelligeble dialect, and they can smell sobriety, growing extremely aggressive if they sense that you are not sufficiently drunk. The Pubbian language is
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| - The Pubbians are a special subspecies of orangutans wearing clever human disguises. They are unique in that they are born as middle-aged drunkards and never leave their natural habitat, the pub. Pubbians are recognized as those people you never see either entering or leaving a pub. They are always there, no matter what time it is, and the more venerable members are characterized by the fact, that the pint they are holding has become part of their body. They are individually fiercely protective of their territory, guarding their favourite chair at the bar with barbarous zealotry. When you attempt to communicate, they will respond in an unintelligeble dialect, and they can smell sobriety, growing extremely aggressive if they sense that you are not sufficiently drunk. The Pubbian language is
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| - The Pubbians are a special subspecies of orangutans wearing clever human disguises. They are unique in that they are born as middle-aged drunkards and never leave their natural habitat, the pub. Pubbians are recognized as those people you never see either entering or leaving a pub. They are always there, no matter what time it is, and the more venerable members are characterized by the fact, that the pint they are holding has become part of their body. They are individually fiercely protective of their territory, guarding their favourite chair at the bar with barbarous zealotry. When you attempt to communicate, they will respond in an unintelligeble dialect, and they can smell sobriety, growing extremely aggressive if they sense that you are not sufficiently drunk. The Pubbian language is also unique in that it can only be understood when you are drunk, and will not make sense once you get sober again. There has been a controversial dispute among scientists concerning Pubbian philosophy. Those who have studied the Pubbians in their own natural environment claim that the True Pubbians know the meaning of life, while others claim that they are Oscar Wilde's personal army. A small group of scientists claimed that Pubbians are just a lot of drunken idiots, but these scientists disappeared mysteriously...
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